Oh, I wonder, wonder what I could do to win approval from all of you
And be loved deeply forevermore, and not have to buy anything at the store.

I know!

I want to look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I wonder or I wonder what I could do?
I hear she does lots of yoga.
I’ll do lots of yoga too!

Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday
I do yoga faithfully.
After one whole year it’s time to take another look at me.

Ooh!

I still don’t look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
What’s up with that?  
I did all the work.
There must be a flaw in my thinking somewhere.
And that flaw really hurts!

Let’s see… What’s true…

Yoga makes me feel alive.
Yoga improves my muscle tone.
When I’m breathing doing yoga,
I am in my body and completely at home.

I’ll never look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
That was perfectionistic fantasy.
But here’s the truth about Gwyneth Paltrow:
She doesn’t get to look like me!