The Yellowstone caldera is thirty thousand years overdue.
When that volcano goes kaplooey it will mean the end of me and of you, ooh, ooh.
Every day the Earth just misses getting smacked by an asteroid.
there are many, many ways to die,
most of which we can’t avoid.

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So why not swim naked or laugh until you cry?
Why not fly to Bali and fall in love?
Why not go creative, write songs bad or good?
Why not live your dreams, live it now.

Global warming is upon us on that we finally agree.
The polar caps are melting and it's less safe to live by the sea, ee, ee.
China owns us now through war debt and spews pollutants in the sky.
We can wring our hands and hang  our heads or get sick asking why.

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Bridge:  
We can worry.  We can flurry.  We can fuss.  We can fret.
We can focus on a future full of dread.
But when all is said and done, there is really only one
day we know for sure we aren’t yet dead-eh-eh-ehd.

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