Hippie Dance    Chuck Hughes    ASCAP

Good evening everybody
Welcome to the show
If you're not here to rock 
I guess you'll have to go
We don't wanna dally
We won't make you wait
Butbefore the rockin' starts
Let's get somethin' straight

Please don't do that hippie dance
When we're about to rock
You freak out all the cats
You'll send 'em into shock
You'll upset the band
While we're tryin' to sing
And freak out all those kittens
While they're tryin' to swing

If you haven't noticed
This ain't the Grateful Dead
Our hair is nice and short
No acid's in our head
And if you're gonna ask us
If we can play some Phish
You have to go to somewhere else to hear that gibberish.