Pasita was her name, a crazy latin doll
See her in a bar sliding naked down a pole
The ground opens up like falling down a hole
Nothing I can say except "Babe, let's rock and roll."

I take her back home and we lock in tight
She comes up with moves that keep me up all night
Oh what a babe, sweet as apple pie
But it all goes wrong in the twinkle of an eye

Pasita, you're driving me crazy
Pasita you're doing me in

I read her greasy note saying she'll be home late
No food on the table just an empty plate
She turns up in the morning at half past eight
Reeking aftershave and naked as an ape

I drag her to the shower to wash away her sins
She wriggles like an eel and kicks me in the shins
I pin her to the wall and put a sponge between her thighs
It drives her mad, she tries to tear out both my eyes.

Pasita, you're driving me crazy
Pasita you're doing me in

She says "Jack I love you" in the middle of the night
Well my name's Steve, I'm in the mood to pick a fight
I say "Who's this Jack?" " I don't know what you mean"
I lose my cool and slap her and she begins to scream

She snarls and bites like a jackal in a cage
The sheets are red with blood as we thrash about in rage
"You better tell me who the hell's this Jack!"
She just grins I feel a dagger in my back

I got a shiver running down my spine
Something tells me our love is out of line

Pasita, you're driving me crazy
Pasita you're doing me in

It's not what I say it's the way I say it
It's not what I do it's the way I do it
Just the way I am, I'm really not so bad
Just the way I am, I make the guys go mad

Pasita, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship

Pasita, you're driving me crazy
Pasita you're doing me in