“Three Time Loser”
by Cheryl B. Gross

(verse)
One fine day in the afternoon, Timmy came home a little too soon
Caught some lady with another man,  said to himself I did all I can
He left that night on a train, oh yea

Well the years destination it was plain to see, a second old lady sittin in a tree
They weren’t thinking I was there they were makin love
Underneath the stars up over

That night took a plane to Spain, what a shame

(lead)

The end of that night it was plain to see
On his mind was a number three
The start what related tried to get away quick
Only goes to show you can’t trust any chick
Um, I don’t know, maybe he’s just a little too slow….