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FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS ITS GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MAL... - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Be warned, trouble ahead. We might be having some turbulance! Warm, reassuring british male voice, deep and present; slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
424993 0:04 USD $3.50  
Full Track A (heavy presence) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
424996 0:04 USD $3.50  
Full Track B (scary ambiance) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
424997 0:09 USD $3.50  


TIME TO GET FUNKY - (by Watt Generated Benjamins)
Watt Generated Benjamins Male voice saying "Okay y'all ready to dance it's to get funky funky funky" This witty DJ sound effect has stereo effect added and light pitch effects. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
485088 0:10 USD $1.95  


MMM FUNKY 2 LOWER - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box barry White impersonation, i am getting some love vibes babe. Disco grove gets me down and funkey. I feel gooood. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (low voice) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
426945 0:03 USD $2.30  
Full Track (close whisper) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
426944 0:02 USD $2.30  


STOP IT - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Stop what you are doing it is annoying me. I have just about had enough. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, International / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (english 1) - Talking, International / Female
545683 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (german v2) - Talking, International / Female
545684 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (english pan delay) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
545686 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track C (german v1) - Talking, International / Female
545687 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track D (german v2) - Talking, International / Female
545688 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track E (german pitch echo) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
545689 0:04 USD $2.30  


GO AWAY I AM BUSY - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Stop bothering me can't you see I am occupied. You are bothering me! Irritated, deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and low pass filtering have been applied. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
427233 0:02 USD $2.30  


YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box You have been arrested by a British female police officer. The policewoman recites you your rights. Maybe it is time to get in touch with your attorney! You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (arresting policewoma) - Talking, British / Female
469181 0:07 USD $2.35  
Full Track A (can and will emphasy) - Emergency,
469190 0:07 USD $2.35  
Full Track B (broken tannoy) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
469193 0:08 USD $2.35  


THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Thanks for listening in, this is the end of our show. We hope to see you another time during another program. Polite radio DJ, actor or musician on stage. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (thank you 1) - Talking, British / Male
475860 0:02 USD $2.15  
Full Track A (thank you 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros
475861 0:02 USD $2.15  
Full Track B (lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
475865 0:02 USD $2.15  
Full Track C (lower and slower) - Multimedia, End Tones
475866 0:03 USD $2.15  


OK - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box British female voice saying "OK" in a resigned fashion (see below for more intonation variations). Assertion, agreement. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (concede) - Talking, British / Female
437231 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (straight) - Talking, British / Female
437232 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (getting angry) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
437233 0:01 USD $2.30  


DANCE - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Get down on this dancefloor and show me what you've got. British female vocal mock american accent. DJ comedy stinger or electronic music voice drop. professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Dancing to the music. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
427240 0:02 USD $2.30  


BALLOON COMEDY FART - 1 - (by Blazznet Productions)
Blazznet Productions A classic comedy farting foley sound effect obtained from an inflatable balloon discharging air. Childish, cheap, rude and effective. Humans,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (squeaky) - Humans,
379825 0:02 USD $3.15  
Full Track A (determined) - Foley,
379826 0:01 USD $2.35  
Full Track B (long relief) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
379827 0:01 USD $2.35  
Full Track C (flapping cheeks) - Cartoon, Silly / goofy
379828 0:02 USD $1.55  
Full Track D (long and high) - Ringtone, Wacky
379829 0:03 USD $1.55  


DESIGN SOUND - TANNOY CHIME 01 - (by Blazznet Productions)
Blazznet Productions Designed SFX of a standard chime used before a public announcement. Many versions including soundalikes from London Heathrow, Gatwick, JFK, Johannesburg, Manila, Dubai, Tokyo, Paris and many more. Loud, present and little ambiance to suit any production. Airport, Terminal
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
10 Mixes Available
943775 0:05 USD $3.00  


UNABLE TO COMPLY 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Your computer cannot carry out your orders, looks like you are in trouble! Sci-fi or computer prompt, comedy jingle. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (straight voice 1) - Talking, British / Male
425401 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (lower 1) - Science Fiction,
425402 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (straight voice 2) - Talking, British / Male
425403 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track C (lower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
425404 0:03 USD $2.30  


URGH - SOUND OF DISGUST 1 - FEMALE SFX - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Ergh I am soo disgusted by that I could barf. Vomit, repulsion and displeasure human sound. Could be used as a scary horror creatures, monster or ogre voice sound. Guttural and deeply felt. Violent reaction to something quite horrible. Close and present recording, normalised to -1dB. Humans,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (violent heartfelt) - Humans,
431267 0:01 USD $1.70  
Full Track A (long) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
431268 0:02 USD $1.70  
Full Track B (slow) - Horror & Halloween, Ogres
431269 0:01 USD $1.70  


MAXI 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (version 1) - Talking, British / Male
448219 0:01 USD $1.60  
Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
448220 0:01 USD $1.60  


INTERESTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (surprised) - Talking, British / Female
466218 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (statement) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
466219 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (low pitched) - Talking, British / Female
466220 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track C (high fairy voice) - Talking, British / Female
466221 0:02 USD $2.30  


YUCK THATS DISGUSTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box A woman is disgusted by something quite quite horrible. Yukkity yuck! Something horrid is present or has happened. It all makes me very sick. My poor tummy... Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production needs. Blaaah! Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (that's disgusting) - Talking, British / Female
469446 0:03 USD $2.40  
Full Track A (yuck 1) - Talking, British / Female
469450 0:01 USD $1.70  
Full Track B (yuck 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
469451 0:01 USD $1.70  


THAT S CLASSIFIED 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box The information you require is not available to you! You do not have the adequate clearance to view it. Classic spy movie or sci-fi line from bureaucratic or unhelpful public servant. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, British / Male
489697 0:02 USD $3.00  
Full Track A (lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
489699 0:02 USD $3.00  
Full Track B (lower slower) - Talking, British / Male
489700 0:03 USD $3.00  


YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Enough of this already! Can you shut it, stop it, put a sock in it? Quit it right now it's making me go insane. Also works in a sexual, attraction context. A woman has had enough of somebody's antics and wants them to stop, or maybe not... Soft, breathy present voice, slight home counties accent. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (original) - Talking, British / Female
518353 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track (you - pitched) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
518354 0:02 USD $1.80  


RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YES MMM 1 HEAVY MASTER - VOICE ANDREW - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This is where it's happening. Perfect DJ voice drop for humour, stinger production use or produced vocal sample for electronic dance remix work. Professionally recorded high impact SFX with no ambiance to suit all your media project requirements. DJ Sounds, Song intros
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (mmmm) - DJ Sounds, Song intros
440119 0:03 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (heavy mastering) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
440118 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (stretched end) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
440120 0:03 USD $2.30  
Full Track C (scary pitch shift) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
440121 0:02 USD $2.30  


ULTRA 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (version 1) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
448223 0:01 USD $1.60  
Full Track (version 2) - Talking, British / Male
448224 0:01 USD $1.60  


ITS TRICKERY 1 - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Someone is deceiving me, a magicians shout, halloween trick or treat. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Who managed to fool me? High pitch and stridulent british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
425665 0:03 USD $2.30  


IS IT A TEST 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Are you testing me now? Questioning with worry of something bad about to happen. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (is it a test) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
466222 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (high fairy voice) - Talking, British / Female
466225 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (low down) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
466226 0:02 USD $2.30  


BREATHE OUT IN RELIEF 1 - MALE LUNGS - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box A person breathes in and out in a sign of relief, final nasal breath. Phew that was big effort, now I am all content! Close presence, no ambiance sound effect sample to suit all your production requirements. Humans, Breathing
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (original sigh) - Humans, Breathing
467162 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (lower sigh) - Humans,
467163 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (lower and longer) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
467164 0:03 USD $2.30  


AFFIRMATIVE 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Affirmative, I confirm your information. You are correct, I concur. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, International / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (v1) - Talking, International / Female
548935 0:01 USD $2.10  
Full Track A (v2) - Multimedia, Notification Tones
548936 0:02 USD $2.10  
Full Track B (pitch shift) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
548937 0:02 USD $2.10  
Full Track C (german v1) - Talking, International / Female
548938 0:02 USD $2.10  
Full Track D (german v2) - Talking, International / Female
548940 0:02 USD $2.10  


SECURITY LEVEL 3 - SPACESHIP AMBIANCE - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box You do not have the correct security level to access this, You are denied entry. Not enough clearance to gain entry. You are warned. Spaceship ambiance with security alarms and odd noises. German female voice. Versions in English and German language. Produced and voice only versions. Science Fiction, Intruder Alert Warnings
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (english spaceship) - Science Fiction, Intruder Alert Warnings
550390 0:32 USD $5.70  
Full Track A (german voice) - Talking, International / Female
550387 0:03 USD $2.85  
Full Track B (german spaceship) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
550388 0:32 USD $37.95  
Full Track C (english v1) - Talking, International / Female
550396 0:04 USD $2.85  
Full Track D (english v2) - Science Fiction,
550406 0:04 USD $2.85  
Full Track E (spaceship warnings) - Science Fiction, Intruder Alert Warnings
550408 0:32 USD $37.95  


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:03 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:02 USD $2.30  


1 2 3 4 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - 80BPM - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box One, two, three, four, standard band count up at the beginning of a music piece. To aid you in lining up the audio file with your composition the first bar consists of four rim shots, followed by one bar of voice. British male, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (80BPM) - Talking, British / Male
475235 0:07 USD $2.15  
Full Track A (100BPM) - Talking, British / Male
475236 0:05 USD $2.15  
Full Track B (120BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
475237 0:04 USD $2.15  
Full Track C (low voice 80BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
475278 0:07 USD $2.15  
Full Track D (low voice 100BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
475279 0:05 USD $2.15  
Full Track E (low voice 120BPM) - Talking, British / Male
475280 0:04 USD $2.15  


THANK YOU AND PLEASE CALL AGAIN 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Thanks for your visit, do not forget to pass by once more. We are pleased of your custom hope to see you another time. Polite shop owner. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (thank you 1) - Talking, British / Male
475700 0:03 USD $2.15  
Full Track A (thank you 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
475701 0:03 USD $2.15  
Full Track B (low down voice) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros
475702 0:03 USD $2.15  
Full Track C (cartoon high voice) - Cartoon, Cartoon Talking
475703 0:03 USD $2.15  


WE ARE TAKING A BREAK 2 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box We are taking a break! We will rest and come back to work soon. We shall resume our regular programmes very soon but for now there will probably be a commercial break... Deep present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sounds, DJ Announcements
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (edit 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Announcements
611672 0:02 USD $2.45  
Full Track A (edit 1) - Talking, British / Male
611671 0:02 USD $2.45  
Full Track B (low pitch) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
611673 0:02 USD $2.45  
Full Track C (low and slow) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
611674 0:02 USD $2.45  


ELEVATOR GOING UP 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Elevator going up! We are reaching another level, stand clear of the doors... The automated valet voice that can be found in a lift of a hotel or public building. British male voice, true BBC accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Ringtone,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (going up 1) - Ringtone,
667376 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track A (going down 1) - Talking, British / Male
667373 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track B (going down 2) - Announcements, Announcements Interior
667374 0:03 USD $1.80  
Full Track C (going down lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
667375 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track D (going up 2) - Announcements, Announcements
667377 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track E (lower) - Talking, Computers / Male
667378 0:02 USD $1.80  


HEARTY LAUGHTER 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Hilarious and infectious laughing fit. Stop tickling me it's driving me silly! Long, fully felt laughter explosion. Deep present voice british male on a serious chuckle run. I dare anybody not to giggle! Dry no ambiance recordings plus some processed sounds to suit your production needs. Humans,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
9 Mixes Available
667787 0:03 USD $1.80  


HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box How can I help you, your faithful maid asks. Person, android, robot or computer request. Soft and present voice, german accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking, International / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (edit 1) - Talking, International / Female
675022 0:02 USD $1.80  
Full Track (edit 2) - Talking, International / Female
675027 0:02 USD $1.80  
15sec A (robotic maid) - Talking, Computers / Female
676550 0:18 USD $2.95  
15sec B (robot maid) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
676552 0:17 USD $2.95  


SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Power down time, the system will be shut down in 5, 4, 3. DJ vocal stinger or sci fi, computer voice drop. Deep and present voice, queen's english accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Science Fiction, Robots
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (original file) - Science Fiction, Robots
687052 0:03 USD $1.80  
Full Track A (lower pitch) - Science Fiction,
687053 0:03 USD $1.80  
Full Track B (version 2) - Talking, British / Male
687054 0:03 USD $1.80  
Full Track C (mock robotic voice) - Science Fiction, Robots
687055 0:04 USD $1.80  
Full Track D (echo effect) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687056 0:03 USD $1.80  
Full Track E (slowing down) - Multimedia, SFX Stingers
687057 0:04 USD $1.80  


IT'S BEEN FUN 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (version 1) - Talking, British / Male
687756 0:01 USD $1.80  
Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687757 0:02 USD $1.80  
Variation A (slower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros
687758 0:02 USD $1.80  
Variation B (slower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
687760 0:02 USD $1.80  
Variation C (slower n lower) - Comedy,
687761 0:02 USD $1.80  


WELL I HAVE HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIM FOR QUITE SOME TIME 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITIS... - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box I am not too sure about this character. This person makes me feel suspicious. Something about this one I do not trust. A quote that could be straight out of a James Bond film. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any production requirement. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (well i had) - Talking, British / Male
687973 0:06 USD $1.80  
Variation A (lower version) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
687975 0:04 USD $1.80  
Variation B (lower and stretchie) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687976 0:06 USD $1.80  
Variation C (lower pitch) - Movie TV, James Bond
687977 0:04 USD $1.80  
Impact (you sure you want to do that) - Multimedia, Error Tones
687979 0:02 USD $1.80  


FAST COUNTDOWN TEN TO ZERO - CLOSEUP PRESENCE 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Counting down from number 10 to 0. Fast, insistent ticking clock in the background and an end buzzer. Spooky hollow ambiance awash with eerie echoes. Abandon ship something is about to go horribly wrong. Ideal for quiz game or launch sequence. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone, Cartoon, Launching
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
10 Mixes Available
528163 0:17 USD $7.40  


TRANSFER OF DATA COMPLETE - SPACE SHIP AMBIANCE 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box A star trek or any sci-fi scene classic line, your robot, computer or drone has succesfullycopied your information. Your backup has been succeful. Produced with extra ambiance sounds to recreate the interior of a space ship. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Computer,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Computer,
426237 0:11 USD $3.50  
Variation A - Talking, British / Male
424689 0:03 USD $2.30  
Variation B - Science Fiction, Robots
717373 0:04 USD $3.20  
Variation C - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
717374 0:04 USD $3.20  
Variation D - Science Fiction,
717376 0:03 USD $3.20  


WHAT DO YOU WANT - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE 01 - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box What is it that you require? Why are you calling me? Polite enquiry with a sign of mild irritation in the tone of the voice. Female, German accent. Talking, International / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, International / Female
776747 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track A - Ringtone, Girlfriend Ringtones
776748 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track B - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
776749 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track C - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
776750 0:01 USD $2.70  


GREETINGS EVERYONE - VOICE JESSICA - BRITISH FEMALE 01 - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box The top of an antique spin top ash-tray is pressed down, the lid spins and then it comes to a stop. Foley or novelty metal grinder. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, British / Female
777583 0:02 USD $2.80  
Full Track A - Announcements, Announcements
777584 0:02 USD $2.80  
Full Track B - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
777585 0:02 USD $2.80  
Full Track C - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
777586 0:02 USD $2.80  


VOICE - THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD - JAMES BRITISH 01 - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This is going to be very good indeed! Awesome, what is coming up will be fun and entertaining. My favourite meal. I will enjoy this a lot. I have great expectations. Warm, welcoming British male voice, deep and present; authentic BBC English accent. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, British / Male
933155 0:03 USD $4.00  
Full Track A - DJ Sounds, Song intros
933156 0:03 USD $4.00  
Full Track B - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
933157 0:03 USD $4.00  
Full Track C - DJ Sounds, DJ misc.
933158 0:03 USD $4.00  
Full Track D - Horror & Halloween, Scary voices
933159 0:03 USD $4.00  


AAAH THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Resigned comment from a shopkeeper dealing with a difficult client. I am soo ironically mocking you here. Resigned, present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Bloody customers! DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (resigned shopkeeper) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
425718 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (straight voice) - Talking, British / Male
425719 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (assertive customer) - Talking, British / Male
425720 0:03 USD $2.30  


WHAT DO THESE BUTTONS DO 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Oh no dont press that one! You know something is about to go horribly wrong. British female voice, soft, breathy and present. Slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking, British / Female
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (original sample) - Talking, British / Female
425692 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track (lower pitch) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
425693 0:02 USD $2.30  


INTERESTING 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. I have just heard something and I am trying to figure out what it means. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, British / Male
477903 0:02 USD $2.85  
Full Track A - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
477904 0:01 USD $2.85  
Full Track B - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros
477905 0:01 USD $2.85  
Full Track C - Multimedia, Notification Tones
477906 0:01 USD $2.85  


I VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Where have you been? I have spent a lot of time searching just for you. British male voice, slight northern accent. A selection of different stresses on the words of the phrase. Close present sound with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, British / Male
543051 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track A (lower) - Talking, British / Male
543052 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track B (lower longer) - Cartoon,
543053 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track C (for you) - DJ Sounds, DJ Announcements
543054 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track D (for YOU) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
543055 0:02 USD $2.70  
Full Track E (YOU) - Ringtone, Wacky
543056 0:02 USD $2.70  

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