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EMO PHILLIPS: JUST CALL ME MR. BUTTERFINGERS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24165 0:04 USD $1.60  


BUY CONDOMS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24365 0:02 USD $1.50  


IF YOU REFER TO THE 5TH GRADE AS MY SENIOR YEAR .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25976 0:10 USD $2.40  


YOU MITE BE A RACIST - (by Watt Generated Benjamins)
Watt Generated Benjamins Comedy routine pointing out things that mite make one a racist. Hilarious funny and similar to Jeff Foxworthy Redneck comedy. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
488025 0:46 USD $5.65  


I KNOW A GUY, I HAVE SEX WITH HIM ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
14121 0:06 USD $2.10  


IF THE MOST COMMON PHRASE HEARD IN YOUR HOUSE IS . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13635 0:11 USD $2.90  


I LOVE TO SMOKE AND I LOVE TO EAT RED MEAT .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13632 0:12 USD $3.00  


I WAS ONCE WALKING IN THE FOREST ALONE...TREE FELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4794 0:05 USD $1.70  


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13648 0:10 USD $2.40  


DISCOUNT RINGTONE SERVICE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Discount Ring Tone Service, putting you on hold while they load your new ringtone. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Till Death Do Us Part -- Oops, It Did!" and "Intermission Song" by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326866 0:29 USD $3.45  


IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL...SAME GRADE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25979 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF EVERY DAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR DOOR..YARD SALE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10770 0:07 USD $2.40  


IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13642 0:05 USD $1.70  


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
14957 0:02 USD $1.25  


IF YOU OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE, AND 14 CARS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13639 0:06 USD $2.10  


IF SOMEBODY YELLS HOEDOWN AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25974 0:05 USD $1.70  


IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25972 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A BEER TO A JOB INTERVIEW ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13645 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL PER DAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10768 0:07 USD $2.40  


IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES AND STILL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13640 0:06 USD $2.10  


SOME ONE GO JIGGLE THE HANDLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25980 0:11 USD $2.90  


IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13641 0:07 USD $2.40  


YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3166 2:43 USD $11.95  


I WORE 'EM ONCE, THEY SUCK, I DIDN'T GET LAID... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7690 0:03 USD $1.30  


SOL: BOY OH BOY, I REALLY DID IT GOOD THIS TIME. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21728 0:03 USD $1.30  


SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD ... I LIVE IN HELL!! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13930 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF YOU'VE BEEN ON TV .DESCRIBING WHAT THE TORNADO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10769 0:07 USD $2.40  


COME MOVE THIS TRANSMISSION SO I CAN TAKE A BATH . - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25971 0:09 USD $2.30  


IF YOU CAN BURP AND SAY YOUR NAME AT THE SAME TIME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13646 0:10 USD $2.40  


IF EVERY DAY...MISTAKING THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13649 0:07 USD $2.40  


NOW, IF THEY GET YOUR NAME, YOU'RE DEAD. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10539 0:02 USD $1.25  


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25982 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13647 0:09 USD $2.30  


PEPSI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED PEPSI! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4527 0:02 USD $1.25  


IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13637 0:08 USD $2.25  


IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HOT FLASHES AT A CATTLE AUCTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13644 0:07 USD $2.40  


HERE IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10385 0:14 USD $3.10  


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13625 0:07 USD $2.40  


BABY DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE - (by Candido Bretto)
Candido Bretto There are times when you just don't want her to answer the phone. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
15sec - Comedy,  
333000 0:14 USD $2.45  


PUT DOWN THAT JOINT - (by Candido Bretto)
Candido Bretto Through the fog, during a moment of sweet indulgence, a stoner's subconscious mind calls out to him. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
332996 0:18 USD $3.15  

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