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HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box How can I help you, your faithful maid asks. Person, android, robot or computer request. Soft and present voice, german accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (edit 1) - Talking, International / Female  
675022 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track (edit 2) - Talking, International / Female  
675027 0:01 USD $1.80  
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15sec A (robotic maid) - Talking, Computers / Female  
676550 0:17 USD $2.95  
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15sec B (robot maid) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
676552 0:16 USD $2.95  

HEARTY LAUGHTER 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Hilarious and infectious laughing fit. Stop tickling me it's driving me silly! Long, fully felt laughter explosion. Deep present voice british male on a serious chuckle run. I dare anybody not to giggle! Dry no ambiance recordings plus some processed sounds to suit your production needs. Human Sound Effects, Laughing sounds
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (dry laugh 1) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667787 0:02 USD $1.80  
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Full Track A (medium room) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667788 0:02 USD $1.80  
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Full Track B (dry laugh 2) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667789 0:03 USD $1.80  
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Full Track C (low monster 2) - Horror & Halloween, Evil laughter  
667790 0:03 USD $1.80  
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Full Track D (low monster big space) - Horror & Halloween, Scary voices  
667791 0:04 USD $1.80  
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Full Track E (dry laugh 3) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667792 0:03 USD $1.80  
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Full Track F (medium room 3) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667793 0:04 USD $1.80  
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Full Track G (low pitch monster) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
667794 0:03 USD $1.80  
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Full Track H (dry laugh 4) - Humans, Laughing sounds  
667795 0:02 USD $1.80  

ELEVATOR GOING UP 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Elevator going up! We are reaching another level, stand clear of the doors... The automated valet voice that can be found in a lift of a hotel or public building. British male voice, true BBC accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Ringtones, Voice Tones
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (going up 1) - Ringtone, Voice Tones  
667376 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track A (going down 1) - Talking, British / Male  
667373 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track B (going down 2) - Announcements, Announcements Interior  
667374 0:02 USD $1.80  
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Full Track C (going down lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
667375 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track D (going up 2) - Announcements, Announcements  
667377 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track E (lower) - Talking, Computers / Male  
667378 0:01 USD $1.80  

WE ARE TAKING A BREAK 2 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box We are taking a break! We will rest and come back to work soon. We shall resume our regular programmes very soon but for now there will probably be a commercial break... Deep present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Announcements
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (edit 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Announcements  
611672 0:01 USD $2.45  
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Full Track A (edit 1) - Talking, British / Male  
611671 0:01 USD $2.45  
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Full Track B (low pitch) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
611673 0:01 USD $2.45  
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Full Track C (low and slow) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers  
611674 0:01 USD $2.45  

SECURITY LEVEL 3 - SPACESHIP AMBIANCE - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box You do not have the correct security level to access this, You are denied entry. Not enough clearance to gain entry. You are warned. Spaceship ambiance with security alarms and odd noises. German female voice. Versions in English and German language. Produced and voice only versions. Science Fiction Sound Effects, Intruder Alert Warnings
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (english spaceship) - Science Fiction, Intruder Alert Warnings  
550390 0:31 USD $5.70  
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Full Track A (german voice) - Talking, International / Female  
550387 0:02 USD $2.85  
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Full Track B (german spaceship) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
550388 0:31 USD $37.95  
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Full Track C (english v1) - Talking, International / Female  
550396 0:03 USD $2.85  
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Full Track D (english v2) - Science Fiction, Spaceship warnings  
550406 0:03 USD $2.85  
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Full Track E (spaceship warnings) - Science Fiction, Intruder Alert Warnings  
550408 0:31 USD $37.95  

AFFIRMATIVE 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Affirmative, I confirm your information. You are correct, I concur. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (v1) - Talking, International / Female  
548935 0:01 USD $2.10  
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Full Track A (german v1) - Talking, International / Female  
548938 0:01 USD $2.10  
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Full Track B (german v2) - Talking, International / Female  
548940 0:01 USD $2.10  
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Full Track C (v2) - Multimedia, Notification Tones  
548936 0:01 USD $2.10  
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Full Track D (pitch shift) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
548937 0:01 USD $2.10  

OFFICIAL DJ VOICE - ULTIMATE RE-MIX   (by iPlayTones )
Bring out your inner DJ with uniquely stylized & entertaining DJ vocals! Promote yourself with the Official: DJ Voice who has been heard in multiple countries on the hottest radio stations, at clubs, concerts, raves and super-massive Live Techno/Electronic DJ events from around the world! DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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SoundPack - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
546249 3.1MB USD $34.95  

STOP IT - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Stop what you are doing it is annoying me. I have just about had enough. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (english 1) - Talking, International / Female  
545683 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (german v1) - Talking, International / Female  
545687 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (german v2) - Talking, International / Female  
545688 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track C (german pitch echo) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
545689 0:03 USD $2.30  
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Full Track D (german v2) - Talking, International / Female  
545684 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track E (english pan delay) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers  
545686 0:01 USD $2.30  

I VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Where have you been? I have spent a lot of time searching just for you. British male voice, slight northern accent. A selection of different stresses on the words of the phrase. Close present sound with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Talking, British / Male  
543051 0:01 USD $2.70  
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Full Track A (lower) - Talking, British / Male  
543052 0:01 USD $2.70  
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Full Track B (lower longer) - Cartoon, Cartoon dialog  
543053 0:01 USD $2.70  
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Full Track C (for you) - DJ Sounds, DJ Announcements  
543054 0:01 USD $2.70  
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Full Track D (for YOU) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
543055 0:01 USD $2.70  
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Full Track E (YOU) - Ringtone, Wacky  
543056 0:01 USD $2.70  

YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Enough of this already! Can you shut it, stop it, put a sock in it? Quit it right now it's making me go insane. Also works in a sexual, attraction context. A woman has had enough of somebody's antics and wants them to stop, or maybe not... Soft, breathy present voice, slight home counties accent. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (original) - Talking, British / Female  
518353 0:01 USD $1.80  
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Full Track (you - pitched) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
518354 0:01 USD $1.80  

THAT S CLASSIFIED 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box The information you require is not available to you! You do not have the adequate clearance to view it. Classic spy movie or sci-fi line from bureaucratic or unhelpful public servant. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Talking, British / Male  
489697 0:01 USD $3.00  
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Full Track A (lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
489699 0:01 USD $3.00  
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Full Track B (lower slower) - Talking, British / Male  
489700 0:02 USD $3.00  

TIME TO GET FUNKY   (by Watt Generated Benjamins )
Watt Generated Benjamins Male voice saying "Okay y'all ready to dance it's to get funky funky funky" This witty DJ sound effect has stereo effect added and light pitch effects. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
485088 0:09 USD $1.95  

INTERESTING 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. I have just heard something and I am trying to figure out what it means. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Talking, British / Male  
477903 0:01 USD $2.85  
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Full Track A - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
477904 0:01 USD $2.85  
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Full Track B - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
477905 0:01 USD $2.85  
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Full Track C - Multimedia, Notification Tones  
477906 0:01 USD $2.85  

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Thanks for listening in, this is the end of our show. We hope to see you another time during another program. Polite radio DJ, actor or musician on stage. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (thank you 1) - Talking, British / Male  
475860 0:01 USD $2.15  
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Full Track A (thank you 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros  
475861 0:01 USD $2.15  
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Full Track B (lower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
475865 0:01 USD $2.15  
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Full Track C (lower and slower) - Multimedia, End Tones  
475866 0:02 USD $2.15  

THANK YOU AND PLEASE CALL AGAIN 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Thanks for your visit, do not forget to pass by once more. We are pleased of your custom hope to see you another time. Polite shop owner. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (thank you 1) - Talking, British / Male  
475700 0:02 USD $2.15  
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Full Track A (thank you 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
475701 0:02 USD $2.15  
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Full Track B (low down voice) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros  
475702 0:02 USD $2.15  
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Full Track C (cartoon high voice) - Cartoon, Cartoon Talking  
475703 0:02 USD $2.15  

1 2 3 4 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - 80BPM   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box One, two, three, four, standard band count up at the beginning of a music piece. To aid you in lining up the audio file with your composition the first bar consists of four rim shots, followed by one bar of voice. British male, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (80BPM) - Talking, British / Male  
475235 0:06 USD $2.15  
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Full Track A (low voice 100BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
475279 0:04 USD $2.15  
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Full Track B (low voice 120BPM) - Talking, British / Male  
475280 0:04 USD $2.15  
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Full Track C (low voice 80BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
475278 0:06 USD $2.15  
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Full Track D (100BPM) - Talking, British / Male  
475236 0:04 USD $2.15  
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Full Track E (120BPM) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
475237 0:04 USD $2.15  

I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male  
470669 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
470671 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (low down) - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
470670 0:02 USD $2.30  

YUCK THATS DISGUSTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box A woman is disgusted by something quite quite horrible. Yukkity yuck! Something horrid is present or has happened. It all makes me very sick. My poor tummy... Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production needs. Blaaah! Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (that's disgusting) - Talking, British / Female  
469446 0:02 USD $2.40  
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Full Track A (yuck 1) - Talking, British / Female  
469450 0:01 USD $1.70  
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Full Track B (yuck 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
469451 0:01 USD $1.70  

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box You have been arrested by a British female police officer. The policewoman recites you your rights. Maybe it is time to get in touch with your attorney! You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (arresting policewoma) - Talking, British / Female  
469181 0:06 USD $2.35  
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Full Track A (can and will emphasy) - Emergency, Police sounds  
469190 0:06 USD $2.35  
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Full Track B (broken tannoy) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
469193 0:07 USD $2.35  

BREATHE OUT IN RELIEF 1 - MALE LUNGS   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box A person breathes in and out in a sign of relief, final nasal breath. Phew that was big effort, now I am all content! Close presence, no ambiance sound effect sample to suit all your production requirements. Human Sound Effects, Breathing sounds
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (original sigh) - Humans, Breathing  
467162 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (lower sigh) - Humans, Sighing sounds  
467163 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (lower and longer) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
467164 0:02 USD $2.30  

IS IT A TEST 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Are you testing me now? Questioning with worry of something bad about to happen. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (is it a test) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
466222 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (high fairy voice) - Talking, British / Female  
466225 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (low down) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
466226 0:01 USD $2.30  

INTERESTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (surprised) - Talking, British / Female  
466218 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (statement) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
466219 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (low pitched) - Talking, British / Female  
466220 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track C (high fairy voice) - Talking, British / Female  
466221 0:01 USD $2.30  

ULTRA 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (version 1) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
448223 0:01 USD $1.60  
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Full Track (version 2) - Talking, British / Male  
448224 0:01 USD $1.60  

MAXI 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (version 1) - Talking, British / Male  
448219 0:01 USD $1.60  
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Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
448220 0:01 USD $1.60  

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YES MMM 1 HEAVY MASTER - VOICE ANDREW - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box This is where it's happening. Perfect DJ voice drop for humour, stinger production use or produced vocal sample for electronic dance remix work. Professionally recorded high impact SFX with no ambiance to suit all your media project requirements. DJ Sound Effects, Song intros
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (mmmm) - DJ Sounds, Song intros  
440119 0:02 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (heavy mastering) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
440118 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (stretched end) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
440120 0:02 USD $2.30  
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Full Track C (scary pitch shift) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers  
440121 0:01 USD $2.30  

OK - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box British female voice saying "OK" in a resigned fashion (see below for more intonation variations). Assertion, agreement. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (concede) - Talking, British / Female  
437231 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (straight) - Talking, British / Female  
437232 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (getting angry) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
437233 0:01 USD $2.30  

URGH - SOUND OF DISGUST 1 - FEMALE SFX   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Ergh I am soo disgusted by that I could barf. Vomit, repulsion and displeasure human sound. Could be used as a scary horror creatures, monster or ogre voice sound. Guttural and deeply felt. Violent reaction to something quite horrible. Close and present recording, normalised to -1dB. Human Sound Effects, Vomit sounds
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (violent heartfelt) - Humans, Vomit sounds  
431267 0:01 USD $1.70  
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Full Track A (long) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
431268 0:01 USD $1.70  
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Full Track B (slow) - Horror & Halloween, Ogres  
431269 0:01 USD $1.70  

DANCE - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Get down on this dancefloor and show me what you've got. British female vocal mock american accent. DJ comedy stinger or electronic music voice drop. professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Dancing to the music. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
427240 0:01 USD $2.30  

GO AWAY I AM BUSY - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Stop bothering me can't you see I am occupied. You are bothering me! Irritated, deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and low pass filtering have been applied. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
427233 0:01 USD $2.30  

MMM FUNKY 2 LOWER - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box barry White impersonation, i am getting some love vibes babe. Disco grove gets me down and funkey. I feel gooood. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (low voice) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
426945 0:02 USD $2.30  
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Full Track (close whisper) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers  
426944 0:01 USD $2.30  

AAAH THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Resigned comment from a shopkeeper dealing with a difficult client. I am soo ironically mocking you here. Resigned, present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Bloody customers! DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (resigned shopkeeper) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
425718 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track A (straight voice) - Talking, British / Male  
425719 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track B (assertive customer) - Talking, British / Male  
425720 0:02 USD $2.30  

WHAT DO THESE BUTTONS DO 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Oh no dont press that one! You know something is about to go horribly wrong. British female voice, soft, breathy and present. Slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track (original sample) - Talking, British / Female  
425692 0:01 USD $2.30  
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Full Track (lower pitch) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
425693 0:01 USD $2.30  

ITS TRICKERY 1 - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Someone is deceiving me, a magicians shout, halloween trick or treat. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Who managed to fool me? High pitch and stridulent british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
425665 0:02 USD $2.30  

UNABLE TO COMPLY 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Your computer cannot carry out your orders, looks like you are in trouble! Sci-fi or computer prompt, comedy jingle. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track (straight voice 1) - Talking, British / Male  
425401 0:01 USD $2.30  
Preview Track
Full Track A (lower 1) - Science Fiction, Spaceship warnings  
425402 0:01 USD $2.30  
Preview Track
Full Track B (straight voice 2) - Talking, British / Male  
425403 0:01 USD $2.30  
Preview Track
Full Track C (lower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
425404 0:02 USD $2.30  

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS ITS GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MAL...   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Blazznet Talking Box Be warned, trouble ahead. We might be having some turbulance! Warm, reassuring british male voice, deep and present; slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Intros
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
424993 0:03 USD $2.30  
Preview Track
Full Track A (scary ambiance) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor  
424997 0:08 USD $3.20  
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Full Track B (heavy presence) - DJ Sounds, DJ Intros  
424996 0:03 USD $2.50  

BALLOON COMEDY FART - 1   (by Blazznet Productions )
Blazznet Productions A classic comedy farting foley sound effect obtained from an inflatable balloon discharging air. Childish, cheap, rude and effective. Human Sound Effects, Fart and farting sounds
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track (squeaky) - Humans, Fart and farting sounds
379825 0:01 USD $3.15  
Preview Track
Full Track A (long and high) - Ringtone, Wacky
379829 0:02 USD $1.55  
Preview Track
Full Track B (flapping cheeks) - Cartoon, Silly / goofy
379828 0:01 USD $1.55  
Preview Track
Full Track C (long relief) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
379827 0:01 USD $2.35  
Preview Track
Full Track D (determined) - Foley, Party noise maker sounds
379826 0:01 USD $2.35  
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