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FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS ITS GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MAL...   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Be warned, trouble ahead. We might be having some turbulance! Warm, reassuring british male voice, deep and present; slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Intros
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TIME TO GET FUNKY   (by Watt Generated Benjamins )
Male voice saying "Okay y'all ready to dance it's to get funky funky funky" This witty DJ sound effect has stereo effect added and light pitch effects. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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STOP IT - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Stop what you are doing it is annoying me. I have just about had enough. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
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GO AWAY I AM BUSY - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Stop bothering me can't you see I am occupied. You are bothering me! Irritated, deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and low pass filtering have been applied. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT... 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
You have been arrested by a British female police officer. The policewoman recites you your rights. Maybe it is time to get in touch with your attorney! You have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Thanks for listening in, this is the end of our show. We hope to see you another time during another program. Polite radio DJ, actor or musician on stage. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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OK - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
British female voice saying "OK" in a resigned fashion (see below for more intonation variations). Assertion, agreement. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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MMM FUNKY 2 LOWER - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
barry White impersonation, i am getting some love vibes babe. Disco grove gets me down and funkey. I feel gooood. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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DANCE - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Get down on this dancefloor and show me what you've got. British female vocal mock american accent. DJ comedy stinger or electronic music voice drop. professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Dancing to the music. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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BALLOON COMEDY FART - 1   (by Blazznet Productions )
A classic comedy farting foley sound effect obtained from an inflatable balloon discharging air. Childish, cheap, rude and effective. Human Sound Effects, Fart and farting sounds
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UNABLE TO COMPLY 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Your computer cannot carry out your orders, looks like you are in trouble! Sci-fi or computer prompt, comedy jingle. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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URGH - SOUND OF DISGUST 1 - FEMALE SFX   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Ergh I am soo disgusted by that I could barf. Vomit, repulsion and displeasure human sound. Could be used as a scary horror creatures, monster or ogre voice sound. Guttural and deeply felt. Violent reaction to something quite horrible. Close and present recording, normalised to -1dB. Human Sound Effects, Vomit sounds
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MAXI 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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INTERESTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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YUCK THATS DISGUSTING 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
A woman is disgusted by something quite quite horrible. Yukkity yuck! Something horrid is present or has happened. It all makes me very sick. My poor tummy... Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production needs. Blaaah! Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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THAT S CLASSIFIED 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
The information you require is not available to you! You do not have the adequate clearance to view it. Classic spy movie or sci-fi line from bureaucratic or unhelpful public servant. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Enough of this already! Can you shut it, stop it, put a sock in it? Quit it right now it's making me go insane. Also works in a sexual, attraction context. A woman has had enough of somebody's antics and wants them to stop, or maybe not... Soft, breathy present voice, slight home counties accent. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW YES MMM 1 HEAVY MASTER - VOICE ANDREW - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
This is where it's happening. Perfect DJ voice drop for humour, stinger production use or produced vocal sample for electronic dance remix work. Professionally recorded high impact SFX with no ambiance to suit all your media project requirements. DJ Sound Effects, Song intros
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ULTRA 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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ITS TRICKERY 1 - VOICE GILLIAN - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Someone is deceiving me, a magicians shout, halloween trick or treat. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Who managed to fool me? High pitch and stridulent british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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IS IT A TEST 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Are you testing me now? Questioning with worry of something bad about to happen. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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BREATHE OUT IN RELIEF 1 - MALE LUNGS   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
A person breathes in and out in a sign of relief, final nasal breath. Phew that was big effort, now I am all content! Close presence, no ambiance sound effect sample to suit all your production requirements. Human Sound Effects, Breathing sounds
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AAAH THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Resigned comment from a shopkeeper dealing with a difficult client. I am soo ironically mocking you here. Resigned, present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Bloody customers! DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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WHAT DO THESE BUTTONS DO 1 - VOICE ANNA - BRITISH FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Oh no dont press that one! You know something is about to go horribly wrong. British female voice, soft, breathy and present. Slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Female/English (British)
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INTERESTING 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. I have just heard something and I am trying to figure out what it means. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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I VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Where have you been? I have spent a lot of time searching just for you. British male voice, slight northern accent. A selection of different stresses on the words of the phrase. Close present sound with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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AFFIRMATIVE 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Affirmative, I confirm your information. You are correct, I concur. German female voice. Versions in english and german language. Close proximity recording with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
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SECURITY LEVEL 3 - SPACESHIP AMBIANCE - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
You do not have the correct security level to access this, You are denied entry. Not enough clearance to gain entry. You are warned. Spaceship ambiance with security alarms and odd noises. German female voice. Versions in English and German language. Produced and voice only versions. Science Fiction Sound Effects, Intruder Alert Warnings
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I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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1 2 3 4 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - 80BPM   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
One, two, three, four, standard band count up at the beginning of a music piece. To aid you in lining up the audio file with your composition the first bar consists of four rim shots, followed by one bar of voice. British male, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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THANK YOU AND PLEASE CALL AGAIN 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Thanks for your visit, do not forget to pass by once more. We are pleased of your custom hope to see you another time. Polite shop owner. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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WE ARE TAKING A BREAK 2 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
We are taking a break! We will rest and come back to work soon. We shall resume our regular programmes very soon but for now there will probably be a commercial break... Deep present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sound Effects, DJ Announcements
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ELEVATOR GOING UP 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Elevator going up! We are reaching another level, stand clear of the doors... The automated valet voice that can be found in a lift of a hotel or public building. British male voice, true BBC accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Ringtones, Voice Tones
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HEARTY LAUGHTER 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Hilarious and infectious laughing fit. Stop tickling me it's driving me silly! Long, fully felt laughter explosion. Deep present voice british male on a serious chuckle run. I dare anybody not to giggle! Dry no ambiance recordings plus some processed sounds to suit your production needs. Human Sound Effects, Laughing sounds
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HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU 1 - VOICE LEONIE - GERMAN FEMALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
How can I help you, your faithful maid asks. Person, android, robot or computer request. Soft and present voice, german accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking Sound Effects, Talking / Female / International
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SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
Power down time, the system will be shut down in 5, 4, 3. DJ vocal stinger or sci fi, computer voice drop. Deep and present voice, queen's english accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Science Fiction Sound Effects, Robots
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IT'S BEEN FUN 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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WELL I HAVE HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT HIM FOR QUITE SOME TIME 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITIS...   (by Blazznet Talking Box )
I am not too sure about this character. This person makes me feel suspicious. Something about this one I do not trust. A quote that could be straight out of a James Bond film. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any production requirement. Talking Sound Effects, Talking/Male/English (British)
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OFFICIAL DJ VOICE - ULTIMATE RE-MIX   (by iPlayTones )
Bring out your inner DJ with uniquely stylized & entertaining DJ vocals! Promote yourself with the Official: DJ Voice who has been heard in multiple countries on the hottest radio stations, at clubs, concerts, raves and super-massive Live Techno/Electronic DJ events from around the world! DJ Sound Effects, DJ Humor
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