Verse 1
I was workin' on my whiskey 
when I saw her eyes meet mine 
at the risk of sound frisky
she was lookin' mighty fine
She didn't fit the profile 
of the type that frequents here 
but when she flashed her wry smile 
who was I to interfere? 

Verse 2  
I watched her walk on over 
and sit down next to me 
and I started feeling sober 
when she touched me on the knee
I said, you look way too classy 
for a dive bar such as this 
she said, I'm feeling kinda trashy 
as she blew a little kiss

Chorus
She went trollin' in the gutter 
stuck her hand down in the hive 
and I never will recover 
from her one-night dumpster dive

Verse 3
I said, you may think you want me 
but vou better make damn sure
'cuz I ain't the kind of fella 
that I think you're looking for 
I can't talk books or movies
‘cuz I haven't seen enough 
and you get just what you see
I ain't no diamond in the rough

Verse 4
Hell must have frozen over
'cuz she's sleepin' next to me 
and come this next October
It will make vear twenty-three
Sometimes you may find treasure 
if you do a dumpster dive
I know it's been my pleasure 
oh my goodness sakes alive