V1
Here we come a Rasslin'
Upon your TV Screen
Here we come a Hollerin'
We'll strut and we will preen
Yeah we're dressed in bright tights
And we'll kick some butt tonight
There'll be yellin no telling
Just what we dudes may do
If you cough up the dough for pay-for view

V2
Here we come a Rasllin'
We are buffed and we are jacked
Some are juiced on Steroids
some are simply whacked
Throw a chair, Strike a pose 
Smack Steve Austin on his nose
That McMahon is a looney and he's quite the maniac 
But he surely knows how to talk the smack



V3 
Here we come a Rasllin
Some claim that it is fake
Say that to our faces
And see the bones we break
It's not easy to mock 
When you're crushed in a headlock
It's not easy to grapple witha man all bathed in sweat
And There's places you grab that you regret




V4
Some of you are snickering
you must recall too well
That football abomination
We called the XFL
We all see in hindsight
that the concept wasn't bright
It was a brainstorm of Mcmahon, boy  he must have been concussed
Just be thankful it tanked And quickly bust



V5
Here we come a Rasllin
It's really quite a show
Sure it's entertaining
When people come to blows
Toss Lance Cade from the ring
Watch ring girls in g-strings
Tell me who doesn't like a well placed elbow to the jaw
We love our smackdowns we like 'em Raw