OLD LADY
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf


V1
There was on old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do
Now who wants to live in a smelly old shoe
You have to buy socks and odor eaters too.

V2
Think of how large that shoe must be
To fit in the old lady’s whole family
She’s got laces stickin’ out of every round hole
Now the old lady’s thinking of going condo

Refrain
Somewhere there’s a giant who’s angry and blue
‘Cause he’s walkin’ ‘round with only one shoe

V3
Now that giant’s not very happy I suppose
He’s been steppin’ on trees and they’ve caught in his toes
You wouldn’t find me sleepin’ near that loafers top
‘Cause I’d be waitin’ for the giant’s other shoe to drop