Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away
He must have been a bashful guy
You’d be too if you made girls cry
So Georgie was shy


V2
What could Georgie have done to those girls?
Did he tease their hair or pull on their curls?
When he puckered up, were his lips caked with pie?
Was he mess, is that why they cried?
Who wants to share  a meal
After it’s congealed
No, not I


Refrain
Georgie, Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Georgie what’s your alibi
Why’d the girls all say goodbye?

V3
Maybe Georgie’s breath was real bad
It could have been the onions he had
The garlic bread or the tuna fish
or the other smelly stuff on his dish
He might get a kiss at last
If she was wearing a mask
That kept out the gas