Santa versus Godzilla 

Once Upon a Christmas Eve 
The malls are filled with last minute Christmas shoppers 
When a giant green lizard emerges from the water 
The crowds start to panic when they hear all the clatter 
Of Godzilla trampling another shopping plaza 
But looking to the north, yes, who should appear? 
Good old Santa Claus with his flying reindeer..... 

Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year 
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer 

Santa and his reindeer head straight toward the giant 
The bells on Santa sleigh jingle jangle with defiance 
Godzilla swats at Santa like he's some kind of mosquito 
Santa yells to Blitzen “Time to load the torpedoes!” 
The monster leaves a wake of mass devastation 
“Donner, Cupid Vixen! Attack formation!" 
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year 
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer 

Godzilla throws a right hook at poor Father Christmas 
He misses him by inches, but boy, was it vicious 
Santa's on the ropes now; it looks as if he’s beaten 
Come on Santa get up! We don't want you eaten! 
The lizard starts to charge, he's got Santa in his sights 
Oh no! Not on this, holiest of nights 
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year 
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer 

And now here we are at the moment of truth 
Is this the end of Santa? Oh what will we do? 
Out there in the distance, a lone church bell rings 
Prompting the reindeer for some Yuletide caroling 
The music melts Godzilla’s heart and like the Grinch, he changes 
He picks up Santa Claus and tries to explain: 

Santa Claus I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get out of hand 
The commercialization of Christmas must have driven me completely mad 
It's not about making money, It's not about dollars and cents 
It's all about baby Jesus and spending time with family and friends 
So I hope you can forgive me, for my behavior was just appalling 
Especially since I almost gave you quite a severe mauling 

Santa knew Godzilla was telling him the truth, 
So he said with a chuckle, here's what we're gonna do 
There's still room on the nice list and some time 'til Christmas Day 
So let’s clean up this awful mess, and will you help me on my way? 
My reindeer are all worn out from our big epic battle 
So mind carrying the sleigh and to you I'll strap a saddle 
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, the epic battle of the year 
Godzilla's gonna save Christmas Day, filling in for Santa’s reindeer