How’s Santa Gonna Find Us (In a Fallout Shelter)
(Brian Curtin, Alan Schumacher)

How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,

He’s coming soon I know it,
Jingling all the way,
With toys and book and candy,
Loaded on his sleigh,

Well, Rudolph’s nose will be glowing of course
But this year there’s something new,
All the other reindeer and the whole darned sled,
And the snow will be glowing too,

How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,

I wonder if old Frosty had a meltdown,
Or if anything’s standing up there,
I wonder which country was right or wrong,
But I don’t think anyone cares,
Everyone’s got a white Christmas this year
At least everyone that’s left,
Well it’s a nuclear winter wonderland,
A white world of frozen death,

How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,

Come a-Christmas Eve he’ll be looking all around,
How’s he gonna find us when we’re hiding under ground,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,

Then I woke all snug in my bed.
With the Christmas bells ringing outside
And the gifts ‘round the tree left no doubt all
Yeah, Santa had been here last night,
I forgot all about that terrible dream,
As I joined in the laughter and mirth,
No one could be as stupid as our ancestors were,
When they blew up that place they call Earth,

How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,
Come a-Christmas Eve he’ll be looking all around,
How’s he gonna find us when we’re hiding under ground,
How’s Santa Gonna Find Us In the Fallout Shelter,

© 1992 Eaglestone Music