Too Kool for Skool by Ivan Anchant

Ivan Anchant
TOO KOOL FOR SKOOL
By: Ivan Anchant
Catalog ID: 519094   Duration: 3:11   Tempo: Med Slow   BPM: 102   Vocal: Male Vocals   Explicit Lyrics
Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy Rock
Social Media Link: https://www.stockmusicsite.com/stockmusic/archive/Comedy/Comedy-Rock/Too-Kool-for-Skool/519094
A catchy, quirky, musical satire about consumerism. The lyrics read like one long commercial. Honky tonk piano & slide acoustic guitar add a hint of bluegrass / bar room jazz. And the low gravelly male vocal give the whole song a feel of Tom Waits doing country and western. Would make a great video.   Keywords: making money banks bonuses economy advertising PR get rich quick pyramid scheme chain emails lottery corporate commercialism bankers marketing



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Lyrics:
Too cool for school I'm just the latest thing
A revolutionary medicine
I'll kick the ass of any mobile phone
I'll save you money and I'll heat your home, baby

Too cool for school I'm just the latest craze
I lead the fashion and I'm all the rage
You just can't help yourself, you've got to buy
Just taste my coffee and you'll soon see why

I take plastic, I take cash
But with my system you'll make it all back
Like Solo to Leia before they were in union
I ain't in it for your revolution 

Cos I'm too cool for school, you know it could be you
Just get a lottery ticket or two
This latest formula is new and improved
Make sure you get what's coming to you

My latest connection runs like a dream
Download this album at a super high speed
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An offer exclusive to our valuable members

Cos I'm too cool for school, you are the chosen few
You've been invited and you're pre-approved
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An opportunity you just can't miss

You got my quote, stop fooling around
You wanna make money, better come on down
I'll pay all your bills, even cook your breakfast
I'll even pay off all your debt collectors

Cos I'm too cool for school, one and one makes three
Just drink this shake if you wanna look like me
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Too Kool for Skool


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