SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT          
                                                                                                                         Words & Music: Cliff Darby

							     
	THAT GOODBYE NOTE SHE LEFT ME ON THE STOVE WAS MY FIRST CLUE.
	MY NEXT MEAL WOULD BE COLD POT PIE
        AND A LUKEWARM MOUNTAIN DEW.
	SHE REASSURED ME I NO LONGER HAD TO WIPE MY FEET,
	OR MOW THE GRASS, TAKE OUT THE TRASH OR EVEN LIFT THE SEAT!


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	SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO DO ME WRONG.
	LAST NIGHT SHE GOT THE GOODS ON ME,
	AND TODAY SHE'S GOOD AS GONE.
	AND THE LAST THING THAT SHE LEFT ME WAS THE BLAME,
	BUT, IT BELONGS.
	SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO DO ME WRONG.

							     
	ON HER WAY OUT SHE TOOK HER SCISSORS TO MY FAVORITE JEANS.
	SHE HAD THE GALL, TO LEAVE ME ALL HER COSMO MAGAZINES.
	JUST WHEN THE WORST WAS OVER, IF I HAD ANY LUCK,
	THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED SHE TOOK MY DOG AND STOLE MY  TRUCK

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BRIDGE:	AT LEAST I HAVE THAT WATER BED SHE WANTED FOR OUR HOME.
	'CAUSE EVERY TEAR I CRY EACH NIGHT
	JUST SATURATES THE FOAM!!

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Words & Music by Cliff Darby