THE PAPERBOY

						Words & Music by Cliff Darby

			V.1)	WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STILL IN SCHOOL
				AND CREWCUTS WERE THE FAD
				I GOT MYSELF A PAPER ROUTE, FIRST JOB I EVER HAD
				I SAVED AND BOUGHT A BIG RED BIKE
				FROM THE WESTERN AUTO STORE
				AND WHEN THAT SCHOOL BELL RANG FOR GOOD
				I WAS RUNNIN' OUT THE DOOR

			V.2)	IN CUT OFF SHORTS AND ONE SKIN'T KNEE
				I'D PEDAL AS I THREW
				THOSE LITTLE GRIT NEWSPAPERS,ALL ALONG THE AVENUE
				THOSE OTHER BOYS COULD WHISTLE
				AS THEY TOSSED THEM ON THE LAWN
				BUT, I NEVER COULD, QUITE WHISTLE GOOD
				SO, I SANG THIS YODELING SONG.

			C.)	YODELING

			V.3)	WELL NATURALLY IT CAUSED A STIR
				EACH TIME WHEN I'D DO THIS
				AND FIGHTIN' OFF THE JOHNSON'S DOG
				IS SOMETHING I DON'T MISS
				WELL EVERY NOW AND THEN SOMEONE
				WOULD SAY, "HEY BOY, DON'T QUIT,
				'CAUSE THAT LITTLE YODELING SONG YOU SING
				WILL SOMEDAY BE A HIT!"

			V.4)	NOW SINCE THE YEARS HAVE COME AND GONE
				I WONDER IF THEY MISS AT ALL
				THAT LITTLE YODELING PAPER BOY
				WHOSE NAME THEY CAN'T RECALL
				AND TO THIS DAY I NEVER DREAMED
				WHAT THEY SAID WOULD COME TRUE
				WHEN FOLKS WOULD COME FROM MILES AROUND
				TO HEAR ME YOD-EL-LAY-DEE-HOOOOO!!!!

			C.) 	REPEAT YODELING, FASTER  VERSION, END.