THE NEEDLE ON MY CHEVY'S PEGGED AT 65
I'M DRIVING HOME FROM WORK AND IT'S REAL NICE RIDE
DON'T CARE 'BOUT HAVING DINNER OR WHAT'S ON TV
I GRAB A BUD AND SIGN INTO EHARMONY
BECAUSE...


WE FELL IN LOVE IN THE INTERNET
BUT BABY I AIN'T SEEN YOU YET
IS THIS SOMETHING THAT I MIGHT REGRET
FINDING LOVE ON THE INTERNET
I'LL BE WEARIN' MY NEW FIVE STARS
WE'LL BE MEETIN' AT MY FAVORITE BAR
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WON'T FORGET
FINDING LOVE IN THE INTERNET

I WAS FEELIN' KINDA' LONELY SO I TOOK THE TEST
I ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS AND I DID MY BEST
THEY TELL ME, BABY, THAT A PERFECT MATCH YOU'D BE
BUT I DON'T HAVE YOUR PICTURE AND IT'S SCARING ME
BUT STILL...

C2:
WE FELL. IN LOVE ON THE INTERNET
BUT BABY I AIN'T SEEN YOU YET
IS THIS SOMETHING THAT I MIGHT REGRET
FINDING LOVE ON THE INTERNET
YOU'RE GONNA' LOVE MY PERSONALITY
'CAUSE THEY DID IT SCIENTIFICALLY
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WON'T REGRET
FINDING LOVE ON THE INTERNET

BRIDGE:
I KNOW YOU MUST VE LONELY ANS DYING TO MEET ME
'CAUSE I GOT A NICE HOUSE, A REAL GOOD JOB
AND A NEW WIDE SCREEN TV...BUT STILL..

C3:
WE FELL IN LOVE ON THE INTERNET
BUT BABY I AIN'T SEEN YOU YET
IS THIS SOMETHING THAT I MIGHT REGRET
FINDING LOVE ON THE INTERNET

TAG:
IS THIS SOMETHING THAT I MIGHT REGRET
FINDING LOVE ON THE INTERNET

SPOKEN:
WAIT A MINUTE, BABY, COME BACK, YOU'RE HOT
DON'T YOU SEE ME IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR..
OK, I WANT MY $40.00 BACK.