Johnny
Johnny is a tranny
He lives out on the South side 
The south side of town
Everything he does is epic
He'll make a movie about this one day
Starring Johnny the tranny
Wearing a zebra skirt in the rain

Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants to live without all this deep fright

Johnny is your mother coming down
for Christmas mass
With a basketful of cake
and a handful of cash
Johnny smoke another hit
just so you can forget
About your fat bellied papa preacher
and the house where you once slept

Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants to live without all this deep fright

Johnny with his dirty dress
And hair all greasy and wild
The wind whipping down the street and the traffic sleazing by
The wind whipping down the street and the traffic and the traffic sleazing by

Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be