We've been together for a while now
And everything is going ok
I buy you flowers, you cook me breakfast everyday

But come the night time
Things get a little wierd
For some reason you forget name
I don't know what i'm going to do with you anymore

You can call me Frank or Bob or Jim or Mark or John or Paul
But baby don't you know my name is Fred

I keep on trying different things at night
For some reason it doesnt work out right
I don't know what i'm going to do with you anymore

I'm running out of ways to make you see
That calling me darling just wont keep me here
I don't know what i'm going to do with you anymore

You can call me Frank or Bob or Jim or Mark or John or Paul
But baby don't you know my name is Fred

F R E D FRED