Gimme my money back. don't really think this is what I wanted. 

You know as a matter of fact this is nowhere close to what I was looking for 
You said we'd cross the ocean, but you're too scared to swim
You swore that you'd teach me sports, but you won't let me win
You said that's we'd climb mountains, but you walk on level ground

You'd teach me how to skate, but you keep falling down
I bought what you were saying, but you don't think like me
You said we'd go to Paris, but you're to scared to fly 
You swore that you'd protect me, but you're not on my side

You said you'd take me fishing, but you won't touch the bait
You said we'd watch the stars, but you won't stay up late