I am not amused, what you did was not nice. I am not pleased by your behaviour. You played a trick on me, stop your monkey business! Female German accent. Talking, International / Female
A happy first of january to you all, festive greetings all round, let us welcome the newyear. Straight voice greeting suitable for your e-card greeting, webpage or call on wait message. A vigorous, heartfelt greeting. Present clear voice with no ambiance to suit all your production requirements. Holiday,
A merry christmas to you all, festive greetings all round, sleigh bells and misletoe. British female slight northern accent. Clear voice drop suitable for your background vocal greeting looping behind you media, webpage or call on wait message. Holiday,
Congratulating someone's achievements. Well done old chap! Deep and present voice, with a posh upper class English accent, professionally recorded and processed for high impact. Pitched down for extra effect. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. DJ SFX. Talking, British / Male
Hilarious and infectious laughing fit. Stop tickling me it's driving me silly! Long, fully felt laughter explosion. Deep present voice british male on a serious chuckle run. I dare anybody not to giggle! Dry no ambiance recordings plus some processed sounds to suit your production needs. Humans,
A woman is much amused! Heart-felt laughter after a silly joke or a ridiculous situation. British female slight northern accent. Close prospective, normalised to -2dB for all your production requirements. Genuine chesty chuckles. The file loops perfectly for a longer comedy scene. Humans,
How can I help you, your faithful maid asks. Person, android, robot or computer request. Soft and present voice, german accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking, International / Female
I am not too sure about this character. This person makes me feel suspicious. Something about this one I do not trust. A quote that could be straight out of a James Bond film. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any production requirement. Talking, British / Male
Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Where have you been? I have spent a lot of time searching just for you. British male voice, slight northern accent. A selection of different stresses on the words of the phrase. Close present sound with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
English woman bringing you good tidings. It is time to celebrate something good has happened! Positive Dj introduction for an exciting music track of advert statement for a new product. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
Power down time, the system will be shut down in 5, 4, 3. DJ vocal stinger or sci fi, computer voice drop. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Science Fiction,
Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. Talking, British / Female
Something has caught my attention! Fascinating and intriguing indeed. I have just heard something and I am trying to figure out what it means. British male voice, slight northern accent. Close prospective no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
The password you have entered has not been recognised. You do not have access, it has been denied. Try again. That was the wrong code. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Female
Are you testing me now? Questioning with worry of something bad about to happen. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Are you testing me now? Questioning with worry of something bad about to happen. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Close prospective, no ambiance to suit. Talking, British / Female
This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. It's been amusing. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Female
It's been a pleasure for us and I hope its been a pleasure for you too, so until, next time, on the same, webchannel, goodnight! Unfeasibly low pitched DJ outro, radio show stinger. The show is over and it is time to thank the listeners for tuning in. British make voice, no ambiance, heavy mastering, Talking, British / Male
It is the season to be jolly! A merry christmas to you all, festive greetings all round, sleigh bells and misletoe. British female slight northern accent. Clear voice drop suitable for your background vocal greeting looping behind you media, webpage or call on wait message. Holiday,
Someone is deceiving you, the wicked witch shouts, halloween trick or treat. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Who managed to fool me? High pitch and stridulent british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded and produced for horror, scary fright night productions. Horror & Halloween, Trick-or-Treaters
Someone is deceiving me, a magicians shout, halloween trick or treat. I cannot believe what I am seeing. Who managed to fool me? High pitch and stridulent british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
Chimes and speech airport, train or bus station announcement, big echo and reverb ambiance. Please listen to the following announcement. Calling for your attention. I need to tell you something important. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Talking, British / Female
Please listen to the following announcement. Calling for your attention. I need to tell you something important. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Female
Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, DJ Sounds, DJ misc.
Hilarious and infectious laughing fit. Stop tickling me it's driving me silly! Long, unrelenting and fully felt laughter explosion. Slightly giddy British male on a serious chuckle run. I dare anybody not to giggle! Please note: no actors where hurt in the production of this audio clip. Humans,
Vocals and assorted ambient SFX make up for a very trippy vocal loop piece, repeating a simple mantra. The pitch of the voice lowers and gets scarier as the piece develops only to return at the end for a reassuring finish to a bad acid trip experience. Vocals,
Hypnotic relaxation mantra. For relaxation and stress relief or trippy acid video mix. Psychedelic dude. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking, British / Male
Radio static voice message iin morse code, telegraph style, stop. Confirmation that the project is getting on well, all is proceeding according to plan. Calm, slow and spaced out words british female voice, affected posh accent. Low fi quality to give the impression of AM radio transmission. Radio, Radio Dispatch
Superlative collection from Blazznet Talking Box - search for further vocal superlatives stingers from our growing catalogue. Perfect for radio, commercial or DJ comedy stinger. Male British voice slight northern accent. Professionally recorded with close presence no ambiance mastered to -3dB, Talking, British / Male
How can I help you, your faithful butler asks. Person, android, robot or computer request. Polite and educated. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking, British / Male
A happy christmas to you all, festive greetings all round, sleigh bells and misletoe. Bell and echoy voice ambiance suitable for you background vocal greeting looping behind you media, webpage or call on wait message. British female voice, slight northern accent. Voice only samples also available. Holiday,
A happy christmas to you all, festive greetings all round, sleigh bells and misletoe from your friendly chipmunks. Bells and echoy voice ambiance suitable for your background vocal greeting looping behind you media, webpage or call on wait message. Individual chipmunk effects available below. Holiday,
A woman expressing her mmmmmm level. Enjoyment, perplexity, doubt? Vocal sound effect recorded at close proximity, no ambiance to suit your production needs. normalised to -1dB. Humans,
barry White impersonation, i am getting some love vibes babe. Disco grove gets me down and funkey. I feel gooood. Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression. DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
British female voice saying: "mmmm looks delicious". Innuendo or just staring at a beautiful cake? Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent. Professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off applied. Talking, British / Female
A short utterance of joy or maybe slight pain. Closed lips sound from a woman enjoying herself or enduring a small painful operation such as removing a wood splinter. Sexual enjoyment or first aid after a small accident. Pleasure from sniffing an aroma. Close and present sample. Normalised to -1dB. Humans,
British male voice saying: "mmmm that looks delicious". Innuendo or just staring at a beautiful cake? Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. Talking, British / Male
Evil low pitched laughter from a deranged malicious creature. Fear for your safety, who knows what is about to begin! Horror, fright night and Halloween classic. Put the Heebie Jibbies in your production, scared response guaranteed. Horror & Halloween,
Definetely NO. Bitchy sounding. I am just not playing the game. There is no way I will do that! Loud and determined british voice, south east accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit your production requirements. Throaty end to a definite negative. Talking, British / Female
That just slipped my mind, silly of me not to have remembered! British female voice, soft, breathy and present. Slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. Talking, British / Female
British female voice saying "OK" in a resigned fashion (see below for more intonation variations). Assertion, agreement. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Female
1 thousand - Deep and present voice, slight northern English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off have been applied. Suitable for a variety of countdown applications, Talking, British / Male
Woman lets out a large moan of relief. Sexual pleasure or pain release? Intercourse sounds. Heavy moaning, pant. It is finally over or, wow that was good! Exhaling after a strenuous exercise routine. Female SFX, close microphone recording with no ambiance to suit all your production requirements. Humans, Breathing
Not you Sam! Sing me that song again, DJ spin that choone one more time. lEt do this one more time. Soft, breathy and present voice, slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off. DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
You have reached my answerphone so why not leave me a short message so I can call you back? British female voice, soft, breathy and present. Slight home counties English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Mild compression and lo end roll-off, Talking, British / Female
Rattle those lips. Woman impersonating a cat purring. Release of air through clinched lips. Present, sustained and long. No ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Gentle compression and lo end filtering applied. Humans,
Rude but funny lip farting. Female mouth blowing a loud one. Will someone please open that window. Close mic recording, present and disgusting! No ambiance to suit any production requirements. Humans,
