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I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8192 0:28 USD $5.15  


(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22900 0:06 USD $1.85  


CONDOM COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2862 0:40 USD $7.25  


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359087 0:05 USD $7.15  


YELLOW, HAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16322 0:07 USD $2.10  


I GOTTA GO PEE. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22621 0:02 USD $1.50  


TONIGHT'S TOPIC IS MARIJUANA ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11883 0:05 USD $1.60  


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND TYSON? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15525 0:16 USD $3.10  


BARNEY - EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ... - PUKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5876 0:06 USD $1.70  


WELCOME TO CASTLE ANTHRAX...WITH STORMY BACKGROUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5524 0:16 USD $3.10  


THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20941 0:04 USD $1.30  


PUSSY AND BEER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12613 0:08 USD $2.40  


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11865 0:08 USD $2.40  


MALAKAS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11854 0:33 USD $7.25  


CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
52613 2:27 USD $16.60  


HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27598 0:08 USD $2.40  


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:04 USD $1.30  


NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5805 0:10 USD $2.30  


WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THIS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6851 0:17 USD $4.10  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU PREFER TO WALK THE EXCESS LENGTH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25239 0:08 USD $2.40  


WELL, HERE WE HAVE DUFF, DUFF LIGHT ... NEWEST FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27961 0:06 USD $1.70  


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:03 USD $1.25  


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
340195 0:30 USD $3.75  


POST OFFICE SUPERVISOR "I WOULDN'T LAY ANYBODY OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13294 0:09 USD $2.25  


HEY MAN, THEM CHINESE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6878 0:06 USD $1.70  


BARBIE IS BACK....BARBO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3540 0:13 USD $3.00  


PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13472 0:13 USD $3.00  


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
533447 0:10 USD $1.95  
Variation (shorter version) - Talking, Baudy  
533848 0:05 USD $1.50  


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:35 USD $5.55  


SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3748 0:05 USD $1.60  


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
352158 0:30 USD $5.55  


BATHROOM POEM..HERE I SIT...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37086 0:10 USD $2.30  


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11498 0:23 USD $4.10  


COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TAPING A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBSTA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8615 2:12 USD $16.60  


DING DONG...AMERICAN BIMBO COLLECTION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2789 1:10 USD $13.50  


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:04 USD $1.30  


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338412 0:30 USD $3.75  


KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? THE INTERRUPTING COW. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15148 0:07 USD $2.10  


THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4413 0:08 USD $2.40  


WE ARE THE BORG - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338416 0:30 USD $3.75  


BARNEY SINGING AND SHOT WITH GLASS BREAKING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3547 0:14 USD $3.10  


TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63207 1:52 USD $11.95  


SIREN...KNOCKING...AOL POLICE OPEN UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5563 0:11 USD $2.40  


SKELETON JOKE IN CLUB - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke in club, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206071 0:25 USD $5.15  


I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11979 0:09 USD $2.25  


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:13 USD $13.50  


FEMALE VOICE IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET - (by Mario Pompetti)
Mario Pompetti mae west vocal style, great for animation ect, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
1093788 0:08 USD $1.95  


ONARA_MUSICAL_NSTRUMENT_SOUNDEFFECTS - (by Wave Charge Studio)
Wave Charge Studio Short music, eye catching, Bridging. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
852674 0:20 USD $3.25  


DRUNK ROBOT NINJA CRAZY OPERA SINGER - (by Prokofev Roman)
Prokofev Roman Funny Oscillated Voice, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
328672 0:25 USD $4.20  


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