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TESTING 1... 2... 3... - (by Music And SFX)
Music And SFX Testing 1... 2... 3... (microphone check), Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
487783 0:06 USD $1.95  


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Talking, Baudy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, Baudy  
530082 0:09 USD $1.95  
Full Track - Comedy,  
533447 0:09 USD $1.95  
Variation A (shorter version) - Comedy,  
530091 0:04 USD $1.50  
Variation B (shorter version) - Talking, Baudy  
533848 0:04 USD $1.50  


WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Hillbilly gal in jeans and braids asks "What are you doin tuh-day?" in flat, Tennesse comedy accent. Regional humor made famous by the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Remember those funny tv sitcoms? A classic Americana form of good natured humor that never goes out of style. Come on, laugh, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
534669 0:02 USD $1.50  


COMIC CUCKOO SOUND - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
289223 0:09 USD $4.00  


01.HEY BABY... - (by Big Fat Audio)
Big Fat Audio "Come On and touch my balls! They won't bite ya" Comedy voice for ecards, cellphones and emails etc [High Quality STEREO], Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
207030 0:07 USD $3.95  


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359042 0:02 USD $7.15  


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359066 0:01 USD $7.15  


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359005 0:05 USD $7.15  


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:01 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:01 USD $2.30  


IT'S BEEN FUN 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (version 1) - Talking, British / Male
687756 0:01 USD $1.80  
Variation A (slower n lower) - Comedy,
687761 0:01 USD $1.80  
Variation B (slower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros
687758 0:01 USD $1.80  
Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687757 0:01 USD $1.80  
Variation (slower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
687760 0:01 USD $1.80  


GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:08 USD $1.95  


OMG THERE'S A LESBIAN ON MY ROOF - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Outrageous daft woman's comedy voice "OMG There's a Lesbian on my roof", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359057 0:02 USD $7.15  


HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
332192 1:01 USD $7.00  


COMICAL KISSES - (by CinE-Sounds: Sounds with Effects)
CinE-Sounds: Sounds with Effects Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
321926 1:00 USD $6.35  


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
374748 0:01 USD $7.15  


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359002 0:02 USD $7.15  


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
358996 0:01 USD $7.15  


WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Extremely posh lady's annoyed comedy voice "would you mind closing your legs while I'm talking to you", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359098 0:03 USD $7.15  


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359087 0:04 USD $7.15  


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
333005 0:46 USD $5.65  


MIRROR MIRROR - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
333012 0:57 USD $6.35  


DRUNK ROBOT NINJA CRAZY OPERA SINGER - (by Prokofev Roman)
Prokofev Roman Funny Oscillated Voice, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
328672 0:24 USD $4.20  


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