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CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26203 0:11 USD $2.90  


IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26200 0:03 USD $1.30  


SINGLE. S I N G L E. STAY INTOXICATED NIGHTLY, G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26190 0:08 USD $2.25  


LINDA AND I BOTH FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26169 1:18 USD $13.50  


YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25931 0:14 USD $3.10  


MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25839 0:04 USD $1.60  


5 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR AGE AND SEX CHECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25813 0:06 USD $2.10  


I SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE SCUMMY SIDE OF TOWN AND GI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25787 0:03 USD $1.30  


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:03 USD $1.30  


OLIVER CLOTHESOFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25747 0:15 USD $3.10  


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25655 0:06 USD $2.10  


FEMALE: NERVOUS? YES. FIRST TIME? ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25652 0:06 USD $2.10  


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER THAT'S ALL IT NEEDS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25583 0:01 USD $1.50  


GEORGE CARLIN ABOUT MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25514 0:09 USD $2.30  


LIE DETECTOR SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25395 0:27 USD $5.15  


JEFF FOX: ... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25249 0:09 USD $2.30  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU GO TO THE FAMILY REUNION TO MEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25248 0:05 USD $1.70  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER FINANCED A TATOO ... , Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25247 0:08 USD $2.25  


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25245 0:06 USD $2.10  


JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25244 0:06 USD $2.10  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25243 0:05 USD $1.70  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25242 0:04 USD $1.60  


JEFF FOX: IF GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25240 0:08 USD $2.25  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU PREFER TO WALK THE EXCESS LENGTH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25239 0:07 USD $2.40  


JEFF FOX: IF DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE, INCLUDE TUR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25238 0:06 USD $2.10  


JEFF FOX: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25237 0:07 USD $2.40  


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR TWO YEAR OLD HAS MORE TEETH THA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25235 0:06 USD $2.10  


THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24933 0:06 USD $2.10  


YOU GO GIRL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24891 0:01 USD $1.50  


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24649 0:43 USD $7.25  


JEFF FOXWORTHY:YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24590 0:16 USD $4.10  


COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24382 0:22 USD $4.95  


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24320 0:19 USD $4.10  


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23946 0:02 USD $1.25  


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:19 USD $4.10  


FEMALE: ATTENDANT, I WOULD LIKE SOME GAS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23511 0:08 USD $2.25  


TELEPHONE INTERVIEW FOR THE JOB OF HAIRDRESSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23429 1:58 USD $11.95  


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23238 0:24 USD $5.15  


(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22900 0:05 USD $1.85  


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22892 0:55 USD $7.15  


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22633 0:01 USD $1.50  


I GOTTA GO PEE. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22621 0:01 USD $1.50  


POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21345 1:28 USD $9.55  


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21140 0:09 USD $2.30  


MALE: MY NIPPLES ARE ROCK HARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21059 0:04 USD $1.60  


MALE: NEWS REPORT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21041 0:56 USD $9.30  


THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20941 0:03 USD $1.30  


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20784 0:03 USD $1.30  


LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20659 0:01 USD $2.25  


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS THE WOMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20658 0:11 USD $2.90  


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