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DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a girl calling her Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331771 0:28 USD $3.45  


IT'S YOUR DAD RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Dad Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331112 0:29 USD $3.45  


PSYCHO KILLER HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Psycho Killer Hotline. Voiceover and original music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle; idea by Nick Pugliese and Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
324696 0:30 USD $3.45  


RING A ZING ZING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sung/ spoken Ring a Zing Zingy Ring Tone. Male and Female vocals by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis; hip hop beats underscoring by Suzannah Doyle. From your friends at Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314127 0:26 USD $3.45  


SELF ESTEEM: I DO NOT SUCK - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ringtone of today's Self Esteem Mantra: I Do Not Suck. Voiceover by Vicki Hannah Lein; original music ("Autumn") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327785 0:29 USD $3.45  


HYPOCHONDRIAC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hypochondriac Hotline. Guaranteed to ail what cures you. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Tension Headache") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326867 0:29 USD $3.45  


SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3227 0:20 USD $4.10  


RING RING JOKES 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327066 0:30 USD $3.45  


HEY MOM, IT'S YOUR BOY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331670 0:29 USD $3.45  


COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24382 0:22 USD $4.95  


SEAN CONNERY FAST FOOD ORDER - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of James Bond ordering some fast food at a drive-through restaurant. Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suz Doyle; script and original music ("Shaken, Not Stirred") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327017 0:29


IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331114 0:28 USD $3.45  


ARE WE THERE YET? PARODY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
317009 0:24 USD $3.45  


MOMMA'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331678 0:29 USD $3.45  


JIMMY STEWART - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3049 0:20 USD $4.10  


RING RING JOKES 3 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of still more "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327068 0:30 USD $3.45  


JESUS PHONE MSG MOTHER CALLING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the message Jesus' mom leaves on his phone machine. Voiceovers and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318646 0:30 USD $3.45  


IT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331113 0:29 USD $3.45  


THIS IS THE CAT - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the Cat calling to remind you that you forgot to let him out. Voiceover and original music ("Hitchcockish") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322629 0:30 USD $3.45  


SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8015 0:19 USD $4.10  


HEY DAD, IT'S YOUR SON - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331773 0:29 USD $3.45  


PARANOID PERSON'S SOCIETY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone - Paranoid person "reassuring" the cell phone user that the cell phone user doesn't need to be paranoid. Voiceovers by Suzannah Doyle and John Jarvis. With accenting sound effects. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314139 0:27 USD $3.45  


I CAN FEEL ME VIBRATING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre What the sexy male cell phone is thinking before you pick it up. Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
350928 0:29 USD $3.45  


JACK SPARROW RINGTONE ACCORD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
362622 0:29 USD $3.45  


CHICKEN: OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Chicken calling about Getting to the Other Side of the Road. Voiceover and original music ("Country Filler") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322199 0:29 USD $3.45  


OFFICES OF GOD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Sketch of a message from the Offices of God. Voiceover, script, and music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332926 0:29 USD $3.45  


HOCKEY MEN WHO KNIT - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of macho hockey players post-game revelry -- which includes knitting! Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hanson and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("NaNaNaNa/We Win") by Steve Soucy. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
322019 0:29 USD $3.45  


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN (PORT SIDE WING) - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of an airplane Captain speaking about the Port Side Wing. Oopsie. Voiceover and original music ("Jet Stream") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318498 0:29 USD $3.45  


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11498 0:22 USD $4.10  


HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hunchback of Notre Dame placing an ad. Voiceover and original music ("Parisienne") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318962 0:30 USD $3.45  


TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11800 0:21 USD $4.10  


PHONE WARS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of report about "Cell Phone Wars" breaking out all over between competing companies (ala Star Wars). Voiceover and original music ("New Dawn") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318526 0:30 USD $3.45  


BOB FROM ALPHA CENTAURI: NEED MECHANIC - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Bob from Alpha Centauri calling for a mechanic. Voiceover and music "Oboe Chugger" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322984 0:30 USD $3.45  


POSSUMS ON THE ROOF - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy talking about Possums on roofs. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333372 0:29 USD $3.45  


CALL OF THE WILD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre It's the Wild calling, inviting you to --- well, listen to the comedy sketch and you'll find out! Voiceover, script and music ("Sailing Home") by Australian Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333694 0:29 USD $3.45  


INSTANT GRATIFICATION HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone - Instant Gratification Hotline. Press one now, NOW! I tell you!! Oh, YES! Voiceover and original music ("Cool It Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316472 0:30 USD $3.45  


ZOMBIE RECIPE CLUB: HUMAN TAR TAR - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of Julia Child presenting the Zombie Recipe of the Week Club's Human Tar Tar recipe. Voiceover and original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle. Presented by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322170 0:30


01.HEY BABY... - (by Big Fat Audio)
Big Fat Audio "Come On and touch my balls! They won't bite ya" Comedy voice for ecards, cellphones and emails etc [High Quality STEREO], Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
207030 0:07 USD $3.95  


PSYCHIC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Psychic Hotline calling you. Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle & Lyris Cooper; sitar music ("Bhangra Basics" by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333277 0:30 USD $3.45  


IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
333003 1:18 USD $5.40  
30sec - Comedy,  
333028 0:29 USD $3.45  


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24320 0:19 USD $4.10  


PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR: RINGTONE CASE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Film Noir Parody with Public Broadcasting character Nick Drosophila, Private Eye calling about his newest case involving Ringtones and Beach Boys' music. Voiceover and script by Neal Gladstone; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Stuart Curtis on Sax. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
416404 0:29 USD $3.45  


JULIUS CAESAR PHONE MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a phone message left on Caesar's phone machine. Voiceover and original music ("Roman Tense") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322243 0:29 USD $3.45  


KOALA SNORING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy taking you to hear Koalas snoring. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333222 0:30 USD $3.45  


NERO'S PHONE MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a phone message left on Nero's phone machine. Voiceover and original music ("Spaghetti Western") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318961 0:30 USD $3.45  


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about the cell phone ringing. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
336778 0:29 USD $3.45  


MOTIVATION: DO IT NOW - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of today's message from 1-900-MOTIVATION -- Do it NOW! Voiceover & script by Vicki Hannah Lein; music ("Cool It, Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
330737 0:59 USD $6.35  
30sec - Comedy,  
330739 0:29 USD $3.45  


MUNCHKINS: WE WELCOME YOU TO CELL PHONE LAND - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Munchkins welcoming you to an Oz-esque Cell Phone Land. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Munchkin Land") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315209 0:25 USD $3.45  


IT'S YOUR KID SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Kid Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331116 0:29 USD $3.45  


JAMES BOND: PERSONALS AD RESPONSE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of James Bond responding to a most intriguing personals ad. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; script and original music ("Shaken, Not Stirred") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326989 0:29


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