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THONGS & BUDGIE-SMUGGLERS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy explaining all about thongs & Budgie-Smugglers. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332723 0:29 USD $3.45  


RING RING JOKES 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327066 0:30 USD $3.45  


CALL OF THE WILD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre It's the Wild calling, inviting you to --- well, listen to the comedy sketch and you'll find out! Voiceover, script and music ("Sailing Home") by Australian Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333694 0:29 USD $3.45  


YOU GUYS ARE GREAT...NEIL AND BOB...IS THAT WHAT Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8223 0:04 USD $1.60  


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11606 0:42 USD $5.55  


IN MY DAY: THONGS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of old Geezers discussing thongs. Voiceovers by Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
331062 0:58 USD $6.35  
30sec - Comedy,  
331088 0:29 USD $3.45  


HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5447 0:29 USD $5.15  


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28283 0:06 USD $2.10  


HEY MAN, THEM CHINESE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6878 0:05 USD $1.70  


HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314124 0:24 USD $4.90  


LEWIS: I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT NOW - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Nerdly Lewis asking a woman across the way for a date. He can see her right now, in fact . . . Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315014 0:31 USD $4.00  


JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25244 0:06 USD $2.10  


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:34 USD $5.55  


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11498 0:22 USD $4.10  


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about the cell phone ringing. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
336778 0:29 USD $3.45  


SEAN CONNERY FAST FOOD ORDER - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of James Bond ordering some fast food at a drive-through restaurant. Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suz Doyle; script and original music ("Shaken, Not Stirred") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327017 0:29


RASPUTIN: WHAT IS RINGTONE? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Sketch of Rasputin being asked to make ringtone. Voiceover, script, and music ("Rasputin") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332712 0:29 USD $3.45  


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03 USD $1.75  


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338412 0:29 USD $3.75  


SADDAM HUSSEIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13913 0:14 USD $3.10  


THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND F___ YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8193 0:05 USD $1.70  


DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
46480 0:39 USD $7.25  


TELEPHONE INTERVIEW FOR THE JOB OF HAIRDRESSER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23429 1:58 USD $11.95  


QUE PASA QUE BUENO - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Que Paso! Que Bueno! An upbeat vocal montage of greetings in Spanish and other languages. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Que Cantan Feliz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
458537 0:29 USD $3.45  


GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16829 1:54 USD $16.60  


OLD MEN TALK ABOUT SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11584 0:07 USD $2.40  


DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5526 0:06 USD $2.10  


... I WAS JUST TRYING TO ISOLATE THE WORDS THAT AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16852 0:26 USD $5.15  


RING RING JOKES 2 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of more "Ring Ring" jokes, a take off of "Knock Knock" jokes. Voiceover and original music "Scoundrels" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
327067 0:30 USD $3.45  


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22633 0:01 USD $1.50  


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR TWO YEAR OLD HAS MORE TEETH THA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25235 0:06 USD $2.10  


I'M OUTA HERE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:05 USD $1.75  


BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17099 0:05 USD $1.70  


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:19 USD $4.10  


MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10731 1:14 USD $13.50  


AYAAYAYA RIGHTY THEN ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5435 0:05 USD $1.70  


HYPOCHONDRIAC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hypochondriac Hotline. Guaranteed to ail what cures you. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Tension Headache") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326867 0:29 USD $3.45  


NOAH'S ARK HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Noah's Ark Hotline, all the options to help you prep for a rainy day. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; Script and music ("Marchola") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
330717 0:31 USD $4.00  


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11865 0:07 USD $2.40  


EVERYONE'S GONE ... DISEASE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27885 0:11 USD $2.90  


WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16830 0:50 USD $6.35  


AND THAT'S THE WAY....SUICIDE...BACK YOU UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5770 0:06 USD $2.10  


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13586 0:07 USD $2.40  


AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12907 0:08 USD $2.25  


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN (PORT SIDE WING) - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of an airplane Captain speaking about the Port Side Wing. Oopsie. Voiceover and original music ("Jet Stream") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318498 0:29 USD $3.45  


THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15208 0:04 USD $1.60  


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03 USD $1.30  


(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19612 0:38 USD $7.25  


YOU NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF MARGARET TATCHER SHOPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8250 0:04 USD $1.60  


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