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QUEER EYE FOR THE AMISH GUY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of "Queer Eye for the Amish Guy". Is it time for Jebediah's makeover? Voiceovers and script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Hip Hop Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
343359 0:30


IN MY DAY: NEW FANGLED RINGTONES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of old Geezer reminiscing about the old days before those darn "New Fangled Ringtones". Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326521 0:29 USD $3.45  


RELAX, DAMMIT! (GUIDED MEDITATION) - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a not so relaxing guided meditation compliments of the Relaxation Institute. Voiceover and script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Relax-ay-voo") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
326851 0:54 USD $6.35  
30sec - Comedy,  
326852 0:29 USD $3.45  


MOSES MOVERS: LOW ON MANNA? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial - are you low on Manna? Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle & John Swanson; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
337540 0:59 USD $6.35  
30sec - Comedy,  
337542 0:29 USD $3.45  


LAW OF ATTRACTION HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch about the Law of Attraction - are you magnetic?? Voiceover and original music (Winding Way) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316481 0:30 USD $3.45  


GOD'S PHONE MSSGS: MANUEL TOBASCO COMMUNION WAFERS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving God a phone message about Tobasco-flavored communion wafers. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; VO and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316878 0:29 USD $3.45  


FIRST I WAS SLEEPY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre First I was sleepy and then I was awake and then -- fast talking stream of consciousness comedy sketch by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
350835 0:29 USD $3.45  


POMPEI RADIO WR-O-N-G - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a live radio report from Pompei Radio WR-O-N-G. Voiceover and original music ("All Fired Up") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318960 0:30 USD $3.45  


PRIMATES AND OBELISKS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Dr. Johnson in the Jungle reporting on his observation of Primates and an Obelisk. Alas, things go awry. Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbee, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hansen, Suz Doyle. Original music (Oog Play By Ear) by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316357 0:30 USD $3.45  


NERO'S PHONE MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a phone message left on Nero's phone machine. Voiceover and original music ("Spaghetti Western") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318961 0:30 USD $3.45  


JESUS: JUDAS CALLING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Judas leaves a message on Jesus' phone machine. Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
346145 0:29 USD $3.45  
Full Track - Comedy,  
346149 0:52 USD $5.65  


TOP SECRET RUSSIAN CODES (RINGTONE) - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Russian Prime Minister Gorenko accidentally giving out secret Russian communication codes. Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music ("Mother Russia") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315244 0:50 USD $5.65  


HYPOCHONDRIAC HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hypochondriac Hotline. Guaranteed to ail what cures you. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Tension Headache") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326867 0:29 USD $3.45  


THONGS & BUDGIE-SMUGGLERS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy explaining all about thongs & Budgie-Smugglers. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332723 0:29 USD $3.45  


LEWIS: I LIKE TELEPHONES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Lewis, who likes -- Telephones. He likes them so much, he -- well, you'll have to listen to find out. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original underscoring music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314626 0:31 USD $4.00  


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 2 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre A second Comedy Shakespearean monologue about pondering the cellphone. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
337005 0:29 USD $3.45  


HEY MOM, IT'S YOUR BOY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331670 0:29 USD $3.45  


IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
333003 1:18 USD $5.40  
30sec - Comedy,  
333028 0:29 USD $3.45  


ZOMBIE RECIPE CLUB: SPAGHETTI & EYEBALLS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of Julia Child demonstrating how to make Spaghetti and Eyeballs for the Zombie Recipe Club. Voiceover and original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322171 0:29


JACK SPARROW RINGTONE ACCORD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
362622 0:29 USD $3.45  


GOD'S PHONE MSSGS: MANUEL PLENARY INDULGENCE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving a phone message for God asking about Plenary Indulgence. Voiceover by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316872 0:28 USD $3.45  


SHAKESPEAREAN WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean wake up alarm ala Henry V rallying troops to battle. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Scottish Highlands") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
353125 0:52 USD $5.65  


SHAKESPEARE ON FLATULENCE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about flatulence. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
353248 0:48 USD $5.65  


ARE WE THERE YET? PARODY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
317009 0:24 USD $3.45  


MOMMA'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331678 0:29 USD $3.45  


HEY DAD, IT'S YOUR SON - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331773 0:29 USD $3.45  


IT'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Little Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331115 0:29 USD $3.45  


IT'S YOUR KID SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Kid Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331116 0:29 USD $3.45  


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about the cell phone ringing. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
336778 0:29 USD $3.45  


BIGFOOT TINY BUTTONS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Bigfoot trying to use a cellphone. Dang tiny buttons! Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
365952 0:29 USD $3.45  


OPEN THE AIRLOCK NOW - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of space repairman asking his cohorts to open the airlock now; open the airlock -- NOW! Voiceover and original music ("Synthy Sally") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318496 0:28 USD $3.45  


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN (PORT SIDE WING) - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of an airplane Captain speaking about the Port Side Wing. Oopsie. Voiceover and original music ("Jet Stream") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318498 0:29 USD $3.45  


PHONE WARS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of report about "Cell Phone Wars" breaking out all over between competing companies (ala Star Wars). Voiceover and original music ("New Dawn") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318526 0:30 USD $3.45  


ROSS PEROT - GEE FIX AMERICA NOW - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Ross Perot-Gee telling you how he'll fix America now. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; underscored with Suzannah Doyle's version of "Hail to the Chief - Quirky Style". Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314283 0:36


CAVEMAN CELLPHONE RING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of cavemen singing about Cellphone ringing. Oog. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Oog Play By Ear") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
414558 0:36 USD $4.95  


PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR: RINGTONE CASE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Film Noir Parody with Public Broadcasting character Nick Drosophila, Private Eye calling about his newest case involving Ringtones and Beach Boys' music. Voiceover and script by Neal Gladstone; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Stuart Curtis on Sax. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
416404 0:29 USD $3.45  


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12587 0:01 USD $1.50  


GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THE ATTIC ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12932 0:12 USD $3.00  


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:15 USD $3.10  


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11865 0:07 USD $2.40  


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20649 0:11 USD $2.90  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU GO TO THE FAMILY REUNION TO MEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25248 0:05 USD $1.70  


FEMALE: ATTENDANT, I WOULD LIKE SOME GAS ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23511 0:08 USD $2.25  


POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21345 1:28 USD $9.55  


MISS RIGHT, OR AT LEAST MISS RIGHT NOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12105 0:02 USD $1.25  


7 DWARFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7360 0:06 USD $2.10  


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28283 0:06 USD $2.10  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER FINANCED A TATOO ... , Y - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25247 0:08 USD $2.25  


BARNEY SINGING AND SHOT WITH GLASS BREAKING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3547 0:13 USD $3.10  


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