We have a couple babies
My Mom and Dad and me
And I told my mother yesterday
No more babies for me!

Nigel got my crayons and
Broke all except the red
And Mom is mad at ME because
I left them on my bed

Benny took my cookie
And put it on my bike
By mistake I sat on it
That’s what my day is like

Whatever they are eating
Usually ends up on the floor
I don’t take my shoes off
In the kitchen anymore

I asked my Mom to read to me
She said, “That sounds like fun!
Can you wait a minute, honey,
‘Til I feed the little one?”

But after he’s through eating
And I think she’s almost done
Usually there’s a problem starting
With the other one

It’s hard to be the oldest
It’s hard as hard can be
And that’s the reason that I say
No more babies for me!