Carol of the Beers

I need a beer
Bring me one here
Let me be clear
I need some cheer

I've got a curse
To fill this thirst
It might get worse 
If its not nursed

I know  I might end up in jail, 
stuck without bail
With scarey  (desperate)males
It could be fun, it's probably (likely) dumb
But I want to Chug
Give me a mug

As I've expressed
I'm on a Quest
It's not a test
A keg would be best



Here's what I think
Beer is the drink
Don't call a shrink
Bring me a drink




V2
I've known all along
it might be wrong
To sing this song
But the urge it is strong


I must confess
There's been some stress
When there's excess
It's been a mess

But that's a risk I'll gladly take
A mistake I will Make
This thirst i must slake

Give me lager, dark or an ale
In a cold mug, stein or a Pail

I want a brew
Or I'll be blue
Though I might spew
I'm overdue

I Need a beer 
Bring me one here 
Let me be clear 
I need a beer