It’s Only Television
Words and Music by: Samuel Sanders

1.	Come on everybody grab a beer and gather ‘round
Stand up the volume and sit your thinking down
Never need to worry ‘cause we never tell a lie
Truth is how we sell it and we’ll sell ‘til you buy

      +      Come on everybody (drink up, drink up)
               Welcome to the party (get down, get down)
               Come on everybody (get real, get real)
               Knowledge is power and power is wisdom
               Sporting competition and it’s only television

2.	Drugs are always legal standard issue FDA
Turn on depression, get your miracle today
If it isn’t working we’ve got something you can add
If that doesn’t do it then we know you’re really bad

      +      Come on everybody (drink up, drink up)
               Welcome to the party (get down, get down)
               Come on everybody (get real, get real)
               We want advertisers and we want your subscription
               The human condition is only television
    ++      Gone are the days 
               Of open airwaves
               You have to pay(ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
               If you complain, well quite frankly you’re insane
     

3.	Politicians know that they are larger on the screen
Pay to pay attention, there’s a good chance you are green
Bite size and filling while we feed you every lie
Truth is how we sell it ‘cause we know you’re hungry guys

      +      Come on everybody (drink up, drink up)
               Welcome to the party (get down, get down)
               Come on everybody (get real, get real)
               Knowledge is what we say and what we say is wisdom
               Confusion is the best of the human condition
               If that doesn’t do it there is always litigation
               You’re a nation in division and it’s only television
               Come on everybody, it’s only television