One Crazy Chick

What’s the truck doin’ in my lane?!?
Hollered out wildcat Sissy Bodane
Popped her bra pulled it out through her sleeve
Waved it at the trucker dude you won’t get none of these!

She’s one crazy chick/my little maniac
Totally alive/she’s all that
Got a wild hair and she’s all up in it
Off da chain/one crazy chick

Hit the brakes at a road side stand
We need supplies boy/and I got a plan
Grinned real big/gave me wink and
Had no earthly idee/what the girl was thinkin’

She’s one crazy chick/my little maniac
Totally alive/she’s all that
Got a wild hair and she’s all up in it
Off da chain/one crazy chick

Back in the car/slid over to me
Batted her lashes/cooed real sweet
Honey, I bought some horny goat weed
Let’s find a back road/an’ hop in the back seat

One crazy chick/my little maniac
Totally alive/she’s all that
Got a wild hair and she’s all up in it
Off da chain/One crazy chick


© Richard Helm