BOWL OF CHERRIES

Alarm clock didn’t ring today
My brain was set to snooze
Got to work at a half past late
My boss he blew a fuse

My roof it sprang a leak
And rained on my parade
Landlord went and hiked my rent
He thinks I got it made

When I think I’ve had my fill – nearly had enough  
You take life’s bitter pill – and sweeten it with love...

Life’s a bowl of cherries
You’re the pick of the bunch
You will always be there for me
When it comes to the crunch
Life’s a bowl of cherries
It’s just a piece of cake
Your smile is waitin’ for me
Everytime I awake

Darn cat ate my Dover sole
The dog he chewed my shoes
Baby cried till break of dawn
I almost turned to booze

TV’s full of bovine crap
The Dow Jones hit the floor
My car was towed away
I guess it’s Murphy’s Law!

When I think I’ve had my fill – nearly had enough  
You take life’s bitter pill – and sweeten it with love...

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