Mom
How can I tell if 
I mean 
How did you know when you were in love with dad
Oh 
I've been in love several times before
I got so I could recognize the symptoms 
and each time I thought I found my prince charming
Well then
How can you tell when you're really in love 

Bob 
Did you feel this way when you fell in love with jeen 
Oh look
I've felt that way lots of times
The problem with you is 
You don't seem to understand what love is really about 
You young punks go to the movies a couple of times 
do a little hiking and think you're in love 
I've never seen anyting like 
I'm sorry jack 
but just haven't been around long enough to know what love really is

being an artist 
being me 
that was my best excuse for being crazy