Swingers Paradise

Why don't you come down to our town
There's not that many people who can actually say that they come from a proper nice area Well I can 
I love it around here it's absolutely fab 

There's loads to do and see
We have got this local boozer where we all meet up on Fridays and Saturday nights and get really pissed 
Then later on we will go back to someone's house and have a game of swappsies

Why don't you come down to our town 
It's swingers paradise
You can have a go of my missus and I can have a go of your wife 

It's a bit of a gene pool around here
It's like loads of fish stuck in a tiny pond all intermingling
And we all look the same as well 
We have all got big googly eyes, long gangly legs and big fat lips 
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My best mates uncle he's my dad and my girlfriend's brother too 
We just haven't worked it all out yet 
But we all live together in perfect harmony 
Touching and caressing one another

Why don't you come down to our town its swingers paradise
You can have a go of my misses and I can have a go of your wife
Our town is not as gay as the likes of Blackpool and Morecambe Bay 
So come on down to our town it's swingers paradise

You see that bloke over there 
He's doing a bit for her but is cheating on that lass over there
But she doesn't mind at all cuz she's sleeping with his brother 
Who is knocking this other girl off whose boyfriend is servicing my wife

But it's all gravy at the end of the day everybody is getting a bit so everybody is happy
So if you're bored of your partner and your fancy a bit of a change 
Why don't you come on down you're more than welcome