Why’s the snake that eats its tail
Believe that it’s too fat to fail?
Making up monsters and tall tales
When they already killed the last white whale
It’s an action spoof
But the popcorn’s stale
If you’re telling the truth
Why you look so pale?
If the crime’s going down
Why you filling up jails?
Could it be somebody
Making money off the deal?
Bills, pills, oil spills
Crocodile smiles and squid tentacles
Grabbing and stabbing and spinning our wheels
Enough is enough
It’s your turn to kneel
Look out!

Who’s got time for smokescreens
Does anyone care or know what it means?
‘Cause if you want the truth, it’s not hard to find
Just look what’s behind the letter S struck through with two lines
Follow the signs
Nickels and dimes
Look what’s behind…