Don't Touch Camilla's Beans

Yo, Cammi share her tofu and her lentils too 
She fix whole grain pasta just for you 
She go halves on leafy greens, nuts and whole grains 
She says it's good for the body, good for the brain 
Cammi don't eat burgers, no fish or eggs 
Girl got it down, she got the veggie swag 
There's just one thing though you'd better not touch 
Or the girl will be trippin' breakfast dinner or lunch 
One thing that homegirl always demands 
Unlike other veggie foods it never tastes bland 
So if you don't want the girl to make a scene 
Don't touch Camilla's beans 
Don't touch her beans mutherfo you've been warned 
Cammi'll make you wish you never were born 
If you touch her beans she'll be shootin' the five 
You'll be lucky if you get out alive 
She knows how to use that fork and that knife 
Can't you see the girl needs some spice in her life? 

Yeah going to a restaurant, you're trying to be bling 
But she don't do Roadhouse Grill or Burger King 
You'd be better doing Thai where the hipsters eat 
'Cause you ya see mutherfo the girl don't eat meat! 
When you're at the table yo trying to chill 
She'll let you try her sauerkraut and her falafel 
Nan bread and of course cous cous 
All washed down with gazpacho juice 
But hands offa one thing or Cammi gets mean (repeat) 
Don't touch Camilla's beans!!! 
Don't touch her beans because they're just for her 
You'll be looking like you fought the seventh world war 
Yeah the girl is bad, the girl is thug 
If you touch her beans you're pushing your luck 
She knows how to use that fork and that knife 
Can't you see the girl needs some spice in her life? 

Yo Cammi tried porridge but it's got no zing 
Coleslaw tasted funny yo it ain't her thing 
Soy ground and tempeh can't buy her no thrill 
Same goes for the curried vegetables 
She gotta have veggie food that's worth her while 
That don't seem like eating paper 'cause it cramps her style 
With the ramen and the miso she won't make a fuss 
With the sushi and the chow mein she's more than generous 
There's one food for which you'd better not reach 
Ask her for the dolmas or the vegetable quiche 
So if you wanna be fly yeah wanna stay clean 
Don't touch Camilla's beans!!! 
Don't touch her beans mutherfo you've been warned 
Cammi will make you wish you never were born 
If you touch her beans she'll be shootin' the five 
You'll be lucky if you get out alive 
She knows how to use that fork and that knife 
Can't you see the girl needs some spice in her life?