IF YOU’RE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT PERFECTION IN GOD’S WHOLE UNIVERSE
YOU’RE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HOME PLATE AND FIRST
AND WHAT IS MORE MAJESTIC THAN A FLY BALL DEEP TO RIGHT?
HEADIN’ FOR THE HEAVENS DISAPPEARING IN THE NIGHT

I’M CRAZY ‘BOUT BASEBALL (BATTER UP, BATTER UP)
CRAZY ‘BOUT BASEBALL (BATTER UP, BATTER UP)
CRAZY ‘BOUT BASEBALL (SWING BATTER SWING)

TIME TO SNUFF THAT RALLY WITH SOME DIAMOND DIRT BALLET
THE FLIP, THE PIVOT, THE THROW TO FIRST..BANG BANG IT’S A DOUBLE PLAY
LEFTY CHECKS THE MAN ON THIRD THE BATTER SQUARES TO BUNT
HE LAYS IT ON THE LINE AND SQUEEZES IN THAT WINNING RUN

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("TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME"-BADABING BADABOOM STYLE, feat. BOB DELLAPOSTA ON TROMBONE AND TRUMPETS, STEPHAN DUDASH ON 5-STRING VIOLA, CHRIS ENGHAUSER ON UPRIGHT BASS, TOMMY GIAMPIETRO ON DRUMS, AND EDDIE MUGAVERO ON GUITARS-ARRANGED BY BOB AND STEPHAN)

2 TICKETS FOR THE BLEACHERS, MR. PLEASE
WAAAAAAAY BACK, THIS GAME IS HISTORY…

GONNA OIL UP MY MITT STICK IN A BALL AND WRAP IT GOOD
SMACK ONE ON THE SWEET SPOT YOU CAN SMELL THE BURNING WOOD
GOT A MARIS IN MY POCKET AND A MANTLE IN MY CROWN
SWINGING FOR THAT SHORT PORCH ON MY WAY TO COOPERSTOWN

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