Ad Lib Infinitum

Waiting for the punchline without hope funny ha ha you’re making me choke
Up there in the limelight all aglow smothered in grease paint you thin I don’t know
You’re a laugh a minute well worth the queue come on tell me what’s your next bold move
Splitting my sides here I’m falling apart you got me in the aisle come on let’s dance

Ad Lib Ad Lib infinitum you gotta know the tune to improvise it
Ad Lib Ad lib infinitum how you gonna do it if you don’t know the key
Charlie Parker would turn in his grave.. 

Weigh the situation up and quantify it get your lines straight make sure you time them
A different spin on the same old tune you’re out of time and you aint hitting the groove
You’re like a 2 bit hack feeding off the scraps jumpin' on the wagon just to join the band
Ain’t got no clue how the hell’d we chose you we should be eating steak were stirring stew

You’re a freak show freak in your own freak show star attraction you’re a Single O
Life of the party in your home shop nose photo with a kid to increase the vote
Snake in the grass twisting and a squirming keen to take the coin I don’t  see you working
It’s all about the principle the public good we ain’t stupid made out of wood

Blow your horn make some noise you got know posture and you got no poise
You’re all bluster filibuster you’re swagger don’t match your strut

Shooting from the hip on your social devices wont get you any accolades or Nobel prizes
I’ve heard your melodies your jokes before I can spot a bum note without a score
Democracy don’t make me laugh we bow now to the oligarchs
You see money talks a bigger talk than any politicians walk