Hey babe I had a thing
With a zing and a swing
It used to smoke
Now it´s broke
It don´t do, no it don´t do
Tried with tape, tried with glue
Did som reds, did som blues
My guru did some voodoo
But it no can be fixed

Hey babe I had a thing
Oh yeah, I had a thing
The ladies and I used to row
But most of them are dead by now
It´s sad, sad but true
I don´t know who is who

It´s gone
Yeah, it´s gone
Thank God the thing is gone
All the swings and zings are done
Done, done