A bill arrived in his mailbox today
His insurance had rejected a claim
So he called the company number
Hoping someone could explain

But there’s no one there
No person on the line… anywhere

The computer voice that answered the call
Was certainly no help at all
“If you know your party’s extension,
Please dial it now”

But there’s no one there
No person on the line… anywhere

He tried every choice on the menu
Once, twice, three times, then four
Till there were no more options 
Left to explore

But there’s no one there
No person on the line… anywhere

He wishes they’d take their telemarketers
(Who wants to talk to them at all?)
And move them to customer service
So someone could please, please, please take his call

‘Cause there’s no one there
No person on the line
No, no person on the line… anywhere