Verse	
Come the wedding day, kids gets out the way
When DJs play an old one for the Dads
Poodle haired rock, or new romantic pop
It draws the Dads like bears to honeypots

Verse	
With cheesy Queen refrains the dance floor takes the strain
And everybody runs the other way
Hopeless gauche displays of rhythmic disarray
When too much champagne meets too little shame

Chorus	
But Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance
They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance
Dads can't dance, dads can't dance
But no-one can tell them what to do in advance

Verse	
An ugly balding mess of heaving sweaty flesh
There are no words that truly can describe
When the kids complain their Mum all say the same
Keep out the way and let them have their fun

Chorus	
Cause Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance
They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance
Dads can't dance, dads can't dance
But no-one can tell them what to do in advance

Bridge	
Cecil's throwing signs 'cause he thinks he's Eminem
Bill once played guitar but now he just pretends
Davy's mortified since Pop danced with some kids
You can see it on Youtube, it got a million hits

Chorus	
Cause Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance
They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance
Dads can't dance, dads can't dance
But no-one can tell them what to do in advance