Save Time for Waitin' in Line
by Lou Heffernan (c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Too much to do... no time.
Spend my days in line.    
Waitin' around for some fool
to push a button or follow rules.

Every day the same thing.
I waste away waiting.            
To grab a bite or pay a toll.
These damn lines have taken control!    

Chorus:    
Hurry up, gotta go... adios;   
Save time for waitin' in line.  
Hurry up, gotta blow... adios;   
To save time for waitin' in line. 
Save time for waitin' in line.   

Got to be some way           
to rectify this outrage.            
Maybe gas or DDT could stop 
these lines from growing like weeds.

Repeat Chorus

Bridge:    
What's the nature of these lines?
Could it be the Russians?   (Got to be the Russians!) 
Like a cancer growing wild...  
Alien forces?!
Will they lead to our decline?  
Could it be the ozone ?      (Got to be the ozone!) 
A mutant virus in exile...     
Come to destroy us?!

Break
        
Repeat Chorus   {into fade}