What will we do with little Miss Lolly Lou
What will we do with little Miss Lou?

She washed her toys in the washing machine
When she went to the bathroom she painted it green

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Give her a ticket
A one-way ticket
On a leaky frigate to
Timbuktu

She made a big pudding in the kitchen sink
Then she painted her face with indelible ink
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She threw her socks in the chicken stew
Then she laughed about it ‘til quarter past two
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It’s a crying at night and mischief all day
When it’s time to eat she wants to play
When it’s time to go she wants to stay
When it’s time to come she runs away

So there’s only one thing left to do
It’s a cold hard fact
It’s sad but true

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