It's Saturday night
Flattening iron religion
Can we just talk about our makeup and your breakup
How she's just a stupid bitch, what a witch 
Can you believe this?
Twelve inch heals, they reveal
Look at pictures that I took of myself
I'm so sexy, with my pouty lips, polished fingertips
I'm so obsessed with what he said, she said
There’s a connection
 
Oh my God, I laughed out loud
I'm the queen of this digital world
Send me a wink and a smile
Let’s keep our private lives on hold

Not now, I’m on the phone
Revolve around me
What’s self contained implodes
You set it off, figure it out, said enough
Can’t spend one minute alone
A life so sorry
I’m digging my own foxhole 

Please read my header, can you tell I’m hurt?
Sooth me, I need a pat on the back, still intact
Postings 1 and 2 and 3, they are my favourite
Only my best friends understand me
Even though I don’t know half the people on here
Send me a message, like you give a damn
My inbox is empty, I feel neglected
Comment on my page, tell me I’m special, go. 

You are so sorry.