Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are driving me crazy
By nature I’m lazy but I just can’t rest

It’s hard to live in a country
Where all the girls you know
Either talk like Ingrid Bergman
Or look as stunning as Garbo

Swedish girls they make my mouth water
Perhaps I didn’t oughta feel this way

But when I see them lying on the beach
Stretched out topless in the sun
It’s enough to take my breath away
Make my heart beat louder than a drum

Swedish girls brown as berries
Ripe as cherries on the tree

It’s not true that they’re all blond and tall
Some are dark and quite small
But when they look into your eyes
You’ll see the reason why

Swedish girls are making me dizzy
A little izzy-wizzy in my head

So if you’re feeling weary
Or the blues have got you down
Just take a plane to Stockholm
And simply lounge around

Swedish girls they’re a tonic
When life seems chronic
They’ll buck you up

Swedish girls you’ve driven me crazy
But I wouldn’t have it
Any other way.