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Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Keywords: Cabaret, Fun, Funny, Parody, Humorous, Theater
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Description:Little Piece of Plastic, Comedy Music, Comic Song, royalty free sound, royalty free sounds and stock music clips
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Lyrics:
(Rubato verse)
A fair and charming stranger passes by
And sets your heart a flutter with a passion
But before you choose to give new love a try,
Let me offer just this word about protection.
(Chorus)
Gleefully we greet the season
Of Mother Nature's joyful dance.
Every beasty, bird and flower
Is preparing for romance.
You and I are no exception.
We must heed love's ancient call.
But when you get the tingle and feel the need to mingle,
There's something I would like to recommend:
A little piece of plastic on the end.
Verses:
When you meet that special someone,
It may take you by surprise.
Rising out of conversation
Or a twinkle in the eyes.
Soon you sense your fondness growing,
And you feel your heart on fire.
But if the one you fancy appears a little chancy,
There's one precaution that you should extend:
A little piece of plastic on the end.
God has made you fit and fertile.
God have given you the need.
Never doubt the huge potential
And that frisky, little seed.
Choose from many shapes and colors,
Mountainous to micro size.
Buy a present for your neighbor
In a shade to match his ties.
Or a playful party favor
That your guests will long enjoy.
And for a stunning innovation in household decoration,
Blow some up and hang them in your den.
A little piece of plastic on the end.
In a risky situation,
Stand courageous. Do not bend.
You can rise to the occasion,
If you put your faith into your little rubber friend.
(Repeat chorus)
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