So ya feelin' sad, you had a fight, 
Now you're home alone on a Saturday night, oh yeah
Ya don't know why, ya don't know how, 
Only you got troubles now, oh yeah

My friend you just became a part, of a laundry list of broken hearts
Should've known right from the start way back when

To be a movie star is gonna take some fancy dancin'
If your guitar's out of tune take it to Kalamazoo
To be a millionaire ya gonna have to take some chances
And if you wanna fall in love that takes a fool,
If you wanna fall in love that takes a fool

Now ya gettin' high 'cause you're feelin' low
And you ain't got nowhere to go, oh yeah
It's such a drag, a cryin' shame, 
Even doctor love can't stop the pain, oh yeah

The end of all your happiness - eulogized and laid to rest
Have to slumber through loneliness tonight

To be a movie star is gonna take some fancy dancin'
If your guitar's out of tune take it to Kalamazoo
To be a millionaire ya gonna have to take some chances
But if you wanna fall in love that takes a fool,
If you wanna fall in love that takes a fool
Oh oh oh

And you tell yourself over and over and over again
I haven't felt this sad and lonely since I don't know when

To be a movie star is gonna take some fancy dancin'
If your guitar's out of tune take it to Kalamazoo
To be a millionaire ya gonna have to take some chances
But if you wanna fall in love that takes a fool
If you wanna fall in love that takes a fool, oh oh

To be a movie star is gonna take some fancy dancin'
If your guitar's out of tune take it to Kalamazoo
To be a millionaire ya gonna have to take some chances
But if you wanna fall in love that takes a fool
If you wanna fall in love that takes a fool