Verse:
Well, my cell phone has a different ring tone for everybody that I’ve ever known
And a wireless application for all my on-line needs
Yeah, I can bank; I can shop; I can pay my bills; I can check with my doctor about my pills
But when I showed it to this guy in a bar … he said to me … “I’ll bet a beer that … 

Chorus:
There AIN’T NO APP for the feeling that you get … wrapped up in the arms of the one you love
There AIN’T NO APP … that can have the same effect … as holding her close with the stars above
I’ll bet there AIN’T NO APP for that … there ain’t no app for that”

Verse:
I said, “You’re right” and I ordered up his beer
Then I showed him that to pay it, I just click right here 
And he said, “That’s real nice … that phone can do a whole lot”
Showed him my links to go to eat; links to places to stay, and games that I can play all day
He said, “I’m sure impressed … but there’s some things you ain’t got … its pretty clear that  … 

Chorus:
There AIN’T NO APP for how you feel inside … tingling from the touch of her sweet caress
There AIN’T NO APP that anyone could write … that makes you feel better than her long soft kiss
There AIN’T NO APP for that … there ain’t no app for that”

Bridge:
Guess I’ve been getting over crazy ‘bout this hi tech stuff 
It’s amazing … so engaging … that I couldn’t get enough
Got blisters on my thumbs … always staring at this screen
While the real things I’m missin’ … like huggin’, lovin’, kissin’
Are what make the memories … ‘Yeh …

Chorus:
There AIN’T NO APP for a nice long nap in a hammock right beside the love of your life … 
There AIN’T NO APP … that could ever match slow dancing with her in the soft moon light
There AIN’T NO APP for that... there ain’t no app for that
No, there ain’t no app for that