Christmas a time when we come together, and make memories, I’ll never forget when Santa came to my home, the things he got up to, but you know that’s another story.
Santa is coming oh he’s on his way - Rein deer’s a flying with presents on his sleigh 
Children a sleeping, snow begins to fall - Lights a twinkling, A tree rests in the hall.
Turkeys in the oven, roasties and the greens - Food for all the family, fit for kings and queens.
Santa does enter, always by the door - I caught him kissing Moma  and he wanted more! 
Santa Santa Santa what you gonna do tonight - You better be good; you better be right.
Santa Santa Santa what you gonna do tonight - You better be good; no kisses goodbye.
Santa is coming oh he’s on his way - Mums got a red dress, for this special day
Dads put out the nutmeg, and carrots for the deer - Switched on to Netflix, with a can of beer.
Children still a sleep, quite don’t make a sound - We all be a listening, when hoofs hit the ground.
Music gently playing, TVs on a low, when Santa calls, he might not want to go!
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Sox’s are filled with presents, and everyone is glad - Something strange is going on, especially with my dad
I asked if he saw Santa, as he was last to bed - Can you keep a secret, and this is what he said?
He danced with a lady she was dressed in Red - With a smile on his face, mum was last in bed.
Oh, Santa Santa Santa hes got the hots for mum. - But dad said it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
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Cus Santa Santa Santa when you’re in my home,
You can have a cup of tea, that’s fine by me, but leave my mum alone.