Better Than Me by Pat Millius

Pat Millius
BETTER THAN ME
By: Pat Millius
Catalog ID: 1173154   Edit Type: Full Track   Duration: 2:24
Tempo: Med Fast   BPM: 144   Vocal: Male Vocals

Genre: Comedy Music | Novelty Songs

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A fun, rollicking rootsy romp detailing the age old marital complaint about men who leave the toilet set up after performing a number one. And a witty takedown of the woke, nagging partner. Careful what you wish for. A fast & loose country twang, accompanied by some peppy latin percussion.   Keywords: playful bouncy quibble lighthearted teasing wokeism ludicrous smart-aleck boisterous peppy skolding harridan nitpicky boorish loutish ungentlemanly knave manly inconsiderate haughty jaunty goofy pestering exasperation



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Pat Millius A fun, rollicking rootsy romp detailing the age old marital complaint about men who leave the toilet set up after performing a number one. And a witty takedown of the woke, nagging partner. Careful what you wish for. A fast & loose country twang, accompanied by some peppy latin percussion. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
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Full Track - Comedy, Novelty Songs  
1173154 2:24 Med Fast 144 USD $81.95  
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Lyrics:
Me and my girl got in a terrible quarrel
When she fell in the toilet one day.
Cuz I didn’t lower the seat after doing my business
in the usual way.
Well, I got to thinking about all that she said, 
about how selfish and foolish was I.
I knew then and there that the only repair
Was to pack up and tell her goodbye.

   I told her, ”You deserve a lot better than me.
   The kind of a guy who sits down when he pees
   The kind of a life where you never have to lower the seat.”

All my drinkin’ buddies tell me, “Sit down on the loo,
It’s the only polite way to be.”
But a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do
So I stand up tall, proud and free.

   So darlin’ you deserve a lot better than me.
   The kind of a guy who sits down when he pees
   The kind of a life where you never have to lower the seat.

You deserve a man whose thoughts are far between and few.
You deserve the kind of guy who deserves a girl like you.

   
             You deserve a lot better than me.
   The kind of a guy who sits down when he pees
   The kind of a life where you never have to lower the seat.
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