VERSE

CACTUS JACK LIVES WAY OUT IN THE DESERT IN A LITTLE SHACK BY HIMSELF
WHITE BEARD TO HIS WAIST, TANNED FACE LIKE LEATHER AND A SIDEWINDER SKIN FOR A BELT
HIS SECRET TO LIFE IS A LOW CARB TONIC THAT HE BREWS IN A HOME MADE STILL
HE RIDES HIS MULE INTO TOWN, JOINS THE PARTY CROWD AT THE TUMBLEWEED BAR AND GRILL

	HE DANCES WITH YOUNG SENORITAS TO ALL THE HOTTEST GROOVES
              THEY STEP BACK AMAZED BY JACK AS HE SHOWS OFF ALL HIS MOVES…SINGIN’

		CHORUS

		“CACTUS JUICE, CACTUS JUICE
		“I SQUEEZE IT MYSELF, IT’S LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
                              “CACTUS JUICE, CACTUS JUICE
		“WHEN I’M FEELING UPTIGHT AND I NEED TO GET DOWN AND LOOSE
		“I POUR A TALL COOL GLASS OF CACTUS JUICE”
VERSE

BARTENDER SAID “JACK WE COULD MAKE A FORTUNE IF WE BOTTLED UP THIS STUFF”
JACK LAUGHED “GOT MY SHACK AND MY PRICKLY LITTLE ORCHARD, FOR THIS OLD MAN THAT’S ENOUGH
I’M A SIMPLE MAN I DON’T NEED MUCH, SON MONEY MEANS NOTHING TO ME
“BUT I’M NO SAINT, AND I DANG SURE AIN’T GONNA GIVE AWAY MY RECIPE”

	THE THIRSTY SENORITAS BEG, “JACK WON’T YOU GIVE US A TASTE”
	HE SMACKS HIS LIPS BLOWS ‘EM A KISS SAYS “I AIN’T GOT NONE TO WASTE”

		CHORUS

                             “CACTUS JUICE, CACTUS JUICE
		“I SQUEEZE IT MYSELF, IT’S LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
                              CACTUS JUICE CACTUS JUICE
		“WHEN I’M FEELING UPTIGHT AND I NEED TO GET DOWN AND LOOSE
		“I POUR A TALL COOL GLASS OF CACTUS JUICE”

                               TAG

		“MIX IN A PINCH OF SAND  TWO DROPS OF MORNING DEW
		AND POUR A TALL COOL CLASS OF CACTUS JUICE”